Skeletor

Facebook is even better. Deleting the comments apparently. Obviously the loser on a zero hours contract isn't meeting his targets and will probably be sacked.

The responses to the official twitter account fill me with renewed hope in our fan base.

Yes, well whatever. Football sucks.

That BeyeWatch wanker.

He is a piece of shit in all aspects of life. Why does someone as fat as him never have a heart attack?

Honestly not bothered about that part as we have a lot of rubbish on the books. The part that bothers me is knowing the required investment will never come but we will still be force fed propaganda about how wonderful and generous Emperor Ashley has been.

http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1354869.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/newcastle-united-coach-john-carver-pictured-whilst-working-with-sir-bobby-robson-707122190.jpg http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/6f/1e/0,,10278~12131951,00.jpg How did we never notice it before?

Pardew was the abusive husband who could charm the battered wife when he needed to. Carver is the ugly, fat, drunk who gets beaten up by the wife.

http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article9117529.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/John-Carver.jpg 'Thanks for the 3 points John'

HE FINISHED 5TH YOU IDIOT.

He's the kind of player that most clubs have as back up. The problem is he's our best centre back. From what I've heard Lascelles isn't any thing to get excited about so we need major investment just to avoid relegation next season (if we manage it this season).

Despite him suddenly becoming a leper who people seem to want rid of we have missed Tiote Massively since the turn of the year. He'd look terrible too. Carver is toxic.

'If you can't handle me at my cheapest then you don't deserve me at my most prudent'

Same for all bad managers. But he'll never do well, he'll be told that 7-10 is 'well'. A good manager would naturally aim to be better. A bad manager will accept such a shit target and do no more.

Same for all bad managers.

Millions of £ > Suspending a paedo

Fingers burned by appointing a manager who wanted to do well.

They finally get a Mag slayer and he's a horrific paedo. Seems like a Bad Luck Brian meme.

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6472442_f260.jpg

Boring and predictable.

Hernandez really doesn't belong.

Stupidity.

He looks like some reality TV contest winner.

Why? He's completely useless.

They really look nothing alike, shoes or no shoes.