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'What would Bobby do? I've got it. Gabby get your boots you're starting' 'I'm Yoan Gouffran' 'Don't argue with me Gabby'

'Alan Pardew is still technically the manager here' Motivation isn't one of his skills then.

Wouldn't be surprised if we have some clause that says we have to buy him if he plays X number of games so we're waiting until there's less games than his clause to start playing him.

Doesn't feel like he's gone though. Still technically our manager and Carver has just picked the team he would have any way.

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Get in I really wish that it had all been 100% officially confirmed by now but f*** it. Happy new year! All sorted. All loose ends now agreed. AP on way to Villa Park. Will delete shortly.

Our bench is much better that the team as usual.

http://i.imgur.com/uYvya.jpg It's ok Stan. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

Well at least he won't be getting the job.

Now they're respecting the refs with this clown montage.

'Villa may have to get relegated like Newcastle did' These people are paid FFS.

Alnwick; R. Taylor, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett; Tiote, Colback; Gouffran, Sissoko, Ameobi; Riviere; A live tribute to the King.

'Warnock played a lot of long ball football. Pardew will make a few changes and give them a lift'

Probably spend the whole match mourning the loss of Pardew.

'When we go 2 down my thoughts are: let's not get embarrassed here' Exactly why I don't want a British manager.

Already selling Sissoko

'Been in the Premiership for a while' Seems our relegation wiped clean our previous 16 years in the league.

Is it because he's a southerner? Or because he's talking absolute horseshit? Talking horseshit is his default mode. Probably back on the cocaine.

It will blow over pretty quickly, especially when he struggles with Palace's awful squad.

To be fair they always got on with him here even when we were doing terribly. Ben Arfa side, obviously. I imagine it's like looking forward to a new political era led by Saddam Hussein.

That was already pretty obvious. He hates flair players.

How the crowd should react to that: How they probably would knowing the happy clappers:

Leeched off us for 14 years. Lasts just 6 months at his new club. There is no justice.

It was just class bantz. These soft Geordies can't take it.