Skeletor

Pardew will stall it as his final act of revenge.

We'll be out having street parties any way.

Going to Palace in January.

The Gouffran role.

I swear the person who crushes our hope is gonna die this time.

Are you Gary Neville?

I'm dying.

Just appoint Ben Arfa as manager.

Some of those hypotheticals man Klopp? Why the f*** not. I'm so beat down I'd never even thought that would be possible. Klopp :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Palace fans are all "Newcastle United in the year of our lord 2015 is a place that can lure Klopp in" and I'm about to cry because that's such a nice thing to say even if it's utterly untrue. I almost feel bad for them. But we've suffered long enough.

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'Crystal Palace have confirmed Alan Pardew as their new manager'

I don't. Just take him and shut up.

Ideally we'd hold onto him until he's worth £80m and going to Real Madrid or Barcelona. Of course we'll sell him to any one who offers us like £8m.

Sky just said it too.

Hopefully someone ran him over repeatedly.

Bet you didn't believe him. Well you got beaten by a team managed by Alan Pardew. Welcome to rock bottom.

Send the weird scout out to find us 10 other players.

Everton play like we do.

'Can't think of a bad tackle all game' Why not try Alcaraz on Sissoko you scruffy, team destroying cunt.

McManaman's tackle is about the only thing Martinez can do defensively.

That miss after Perez hit the post sums him up. No predatory instinct at all.

Jose Enrique before he became an absolute freak and complete weirdo.

Going out on a high. Enjoy your time at Palace now.

Now he's scored a goal he's basically Rob Lee

Everton can't defend for shit.