Skeletor

For this season you mean.

f*** it's not even January yet. I shouldnt be getting hopes up like this yet Ashley appointing de Boer? Can't see it. Ashley will probably not know who he is. From the 90s? check Cockney wanker? fail

At least they're not Pardew and shouldn't get silly contracts that make them unsackable.

The good times are over for Sunderland.

Nope

Someone the opposite of Pardew. So someone who's personable, tactically astute, sensible and has a positive attitude.

A Christmas miracle.

Media/club seem silent. I don't know whether that's good or bad. Good. They usually can't wait to stamp out any good news.

Will be an honour to see him play for Crystal Palace.

"Bye you fahcking owld cunts"

'He's gone' 'He might be gone'

Too happy to care.

There's a "do you think Pardew should go to Palace" poll on that article - every little helps lads! This one thing we have to beat Sunderland at.

Whoever took that. Don't take any chances. Shoot him.

!!

Should we send some kind of gift to Parish if he appoints Pardew?

Penn and Golfmag both agree he's gone.

Turning down the chance to hear the sound of his own voice. This really is serious.

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Ujpest Doza commenting on every thread bar this one.

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