Skeletor

Bring on Fist Pumps. He'll sort out all this offside trap nonsense.

Pardew booed as he came out of the dug out.

Just what David Craig said.

Not making eye contact. He's close to defeated. Needs to be intense today.

Already making excuses and the game hasn't started yet.

Le Tissier speaking a lot of sense on Soccer Saturday.

No intention of sacking Pardew and happy for dark days to continue

Passback on SSN defending Pardew. Ginger cunt.

Desperate.

Not listening. What's he been saying?

I don't think they have had a pop at him. They merely state he isn't very popular with certain members of the team which is now common knowledge. Common myth. No evidence to back it up.

'My abuse was never meant to be seen'

From the Sun who have a link to the club. Guess it's gospel now.

I would love to have seen his job interview.

'I have fallen out with more than one player, trust me.' The first truthful words that have ever come out of his mouth.

No doubt will involve some cliches about patience, time, middle class Southampton fans, players standing up to be counted and some guff about how he's done a good job over the past 4 years before the reporters lick his hoop through fear of being banned.

GERRRAAAARD

Caught up on the whole thing. Absolutely raging. I hope Pardew dies.

Fuck. Get well soon Jonas

Email his agent and say we don't want him back. Please. And suckdick of pardew and shut up

If someone does go for him in this match I hope it's someone who can run and actually throw a punch. Can't be dealing with any more of these fat fucks who have difficulty with gravity.

'Cabaye. New players need time. Fans expect to finish 5th every season. Tough job for Pardew.' Rinse and repeat.

I just really don't understand how any one can pretend to care and offer solutions for clubs that aren't their own. Like if someone asked me 'What do you think Sunderland need to do to improve?' I'd say 'Nothing. Every thing is going as it should do'. Imagine having to pretend to give a real answer.

Mackay would tick the 'cunt who will continually bring shame on the club' box. Very important for Ashley.