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http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93490.0.html The first few names mentioned were Alex Ferguson Arsene Wenger and Lee Ryder... Thanks for proving my point for me... Well if you don't want to read the 33 pages or look at the poll that's up to you Just don't complain people aren't putting realistic names forward when they are.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93490.0.html

There's also a number of references to our awful set pieces which I didn't include because I think every one knows they're awful and we're still doing the same routine even now.

That he uses the same excuses time and time again when we lose and doesn't fix any of the problems (note the problems are a recurring part of the quotes). He's a negative man who never once takes the blame for any thing.

Wolves (2-2) Arsenal (1-2) Chelsea (0-2) Villa (1-1) Reading (2-2) West Ham (0-1) Swansea (1-2) Southampton (0-2) Man City (1-3) Arsenal (3-7) Everton (1-2) Brighton (0-2) Reading (1-2) Man City (0-4)

If Europa League is a valid excuse for tiredness then in the December to end of January period we should have done much better. Fact is we won 1, drew 1 and lost 7 including a home game to the worst team in the league and dumped out of the FA cup again by Brighton.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/we-ll-prove-we-re-bigger-than-sunderland-next-season-pardew-1-5586951 He will be in HMV looking for song to play if we the derby game next season. Dear god

That was still the worst decision to hire him. Literally every one and their dog knew he'd fail except Shepherd.

So that's two referees relegated to lower leagues after reffing our matches? Surely we're due a dodgy decision or three?

We scored 4 goals under Shearer. 3 of them in that match. Grim stuff.

If they can't raise it for the derby game itself, there is absolutely no reason to think that they will suddenly react afterwards. I know what you're saying, but now they must be properly embarrassed. If the smiles at full time are any thing to go by then no.

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer. I wish i had your optimism Really? I don't have any Well you seemed to have the way i read it It's more of a 'shut your eyes on a rollercoaster and hope you are still alive at the end' kinda hope

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer. I wish i had your optimism Really? I don't have any

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer.

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess

Nah the team sheet will be fine, they won't play anything like they should do though Alright, this will be at full time. http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cry/grand/dawson_cry_gif.gif And this will be the Pardew thread: http://i.minus.com/iRt7X0lbIV0HI.gif

'Acceptable' haircuts

He was one of our best players so absolutely not.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-could-face-keeper-2596558

Full review: 'So things didn't go as well as expected' 'Nope' '...Well see you next season'

Can already hear the excuses about how they've had an extra week to prepare, how there's no pressure on them, our players are still tired because he drugs them every day at training so they don't realise he does nothing etc...

Not really. I may have struck it from my memory for my own sanity.

How I'd love to strangle him. Even his quotes about it all are so blasé like he doesn't see what the big deal is.

Personally it pissed me off seeing our Frenchies so friendly with N'Diaye (mainly the new ones). Did no-one tell them the importance of this match?