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If Europa League is a valid excuse for tiredness then in the December to end of January period we should have done much better. Fact is we won 1, drew 1 and lost 7 including a home game to the worst team in the league and dumped out of the FA cup again by Brighton.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/we-ll-prove-we-re-bigger-than-sunderland-next-season-pardew-1-5586951 He will be in HMV looking for song to play if we the derby game next season. Dear god

That was still the worst decision to hire him. Literally every one and their dog knew he'd fail except Shepherd.

So that's two referees relegated to lower leagues after reffing our matches? Surely we're due a dodgy decision or three?

We scored 4 goals under Shearer. 3 of them in that match. Grim stuff.

If they can't raise it for the derby game itself, there is absolutely no reason to think that they will suddenly react afterwards. I know what you're saying, but now they must be properly embarrassed. If the smiles at full time are any thing to go by then no.

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer. I wish i had your optimism Really? I don't have any Well you seemed to have the way i read it It's more of a 'shut your eyes on a rollercoaster and hope you are still alive at the end' kinda hope

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer. I wish i had your optimism Really? I don't have any

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess Well that would be nice surprise, but we are playing nothing like that and our manager has reached the end of his use by date. God i'm so depressed. We all are. Just got to hope the team crawls over the finish line (we're not that far away) and then changes are made in the summer.

To be fair I thought that going into the same fixture last year and we blitzed them. We'll see this time I guess

Nah the team sheet will be fine, they won't play anything like they should do though Alright, this will be at full time. http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cry/grand/dawson_cry_gif.gif And this will be the Pardew thread: http://i.minus.com/iRt7X0lbIV0HI.gif

'Acceptable' haircuts

He was one of our best players so absolutely not.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-could-face-keeper-2596558

Full review: 'So things didn't go as well as expected' 'Nope' '...Well see you next season'

Can already hear the excuses about how they've had an extra week to prepare, how there's no pressure on them, our players are still tired because he drugs them every day at training so they don't realise he does nothing etc...

Not really. I may have struck it from my memory for my own sanity.

How I'd love to strangle him. Even his quotes about it all are so blasé like he doesn't see what the big deal is.

Personally it pissed me off seeing our Frenchies so friendly with N'Diaye (mainly the new ones). Did no-one tell them the importance of this match?

Pardew before the match was moaning about how the team would be tired and unprepared for this match and that's exactly what happened on the pitch. The players didn't perform but it's not a surprise in my mind after Pardews pre-game comments.

Still feel so sick today. How Pardew has survived this is ridiculous. My confidence in the team is completely gone.

Jonas fell over any time any one came close to him.

He's starting to remind me of that Simpsons episode where Homer grows hair, gets promoted and gets that assistant who writes all his speeches for him. Right now he's at that stage where his assistant was fired and his hair is starting to fall out.