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Apparently Umtiti can play as a central defender too. Might make more sense if we're shifting Williamson.

Bit weird we want another left back unless Santon is going to be a winger from next season (or sold).

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'We stopped playing' That's...nice.

Ashley Young always disappoints me.

Well this is shit

This is a second half from Pardew's tactic sheet.

He would just run after the bus if he did that Like T-1000 Actually seems like something Taylor would do. Then he'd pretend to get shot.

Would have been like winning a penalty.

Dwarf kernt

Still less crap on the pitch than at the Stadium of Light.

Delap fail.

1-0. Rather easy.

Not a good endorsement for head and shoulders shampoo then.

Mike Williamson as a lone striker.

Montenegro fans

One academy product on the bench at least.

I feel this happens a lot to us. Only usually with Man Utd.

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Fletcher injured? Worries about relegation? Nee bother, there's always room for a random Pardew hate thread http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=768649

A broken finger for Mignolet and it's a done deal.

Wouldn't mind Carroll back on the cheap and as a squad player but if he came back he'd become a starter and he'd be far too expensive.