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Cazorla. Lovely FF points.

Sky Sports highlight reel of Stoke's violent conduct

Is there a reason they hate him other than him buying shares?

Mike Otherguy

Have Stoke ever scored a goal from a Shotton long throw? Without Delap they may as well not bother.

Really? Simple football for simple folk: http://i52.tinypic.com/2ajufcm.jpg

3rd missed penalty of the season.

Walters misses again

Penalty to Stoke

Would love to see that someday , it take some guts to post that in here , people are so frigid I don't think our coaching staff could implement it effectively.

How times change. Last year people were mocking the Mackems for saying Pardew was a cunt.

Commentators saying 'You couldn't write this script' or similar when ever there's an upset or dramatic finish.

Where's the goalkeepers legs?

Hopefully this means he'll be sold in the summer

Harper confined to a wheel chair these days?

Don't see what's funny about the picture.

Lizarazu and Toldo are not random.

yeah I'm sure a guy pushing for an England call up would love to be a stand in for us right now. Geordie loyalty and all that

If only we still had Fraiser Forster!

Elliott has performed well this season to be fair.

It's not ideal but I guess Elliott as Harper has no agility or reactions any more.

It's a foul. Clumsy more than any thing.

Will have 12 months left on his contract in the summer and has been making noises about leaving for a while. Might change once Ancelotti goes though.

I don't know. I'm sure I was reading another tweet in the Ben Arfa thread that he and Krul were having fitness tests for the match.

Guess we're gonna find out once and for all how good Rob Elliott really is.