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Let's be real. If Ameobi had been playing for Nigeria they wouldn't have won the competition.

Think MYM will play centrally. Gives Pardew the opportunity to rest one of the centre backs (probably Colo).

Throw in Aubameyang (to play anywhere in the front 3), a Colo replacement (inevitable it seems) and a new back up central defender to replace Williamson and we'd get top 6.

Mikael Forssell bloody hell. Used to really rate him back in the day.

And you never see them in the same place at the same time... ...apart from that time we played Everton. http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/standard_list/public/t25/image/2012/03/double_doinks.jpg

It's strange how Cisse and Jelavic's form since they both came to the Premier League is so similar.

RVP http://ecwecw.bboard.de/board/images/users/u3/43984/avatars/2.gif

Why do players struggle to finish so badly on their weaker foot?

Fellaini's hair bugs me these days. I don't know why. Just want to hack at it with hedge clippers.

'West Ham boys not bothering to jump' Uncle Fester knows the score.

Fuck sake.

2-1 come on West Ham.

An Allardyce team with Carroll and Nolan playing against the worst defenders of set pieces and yet they're so awful at them.

This.

FFS 2-0

Can't control coming on.

Eugh

Fuck

Two poor teams on display here.

Love how the easy target gets all the blame, Colo gives away stupid foul, Krul's positioning is woefull (again) yet it's all the fault of a guy in the wall who holds his ground. If anyone, Colo should be getting pelters for yesterday because his bad positioning/poor play cost us the free kick for the first and he was the main man at fault for the second but Oh no it's all Perch's fault. Colo gives away the free kick but if Perch jumps it doesn't go in. Perch is rightly getting his majority share of the blame.

They have built that squad over about 8 years. We are progressing but it will take a while before we can match them.

Since QPR would be his second relegation I hope that if they go down he gets a serial relegator reputation.

Agreed. It was infuriating.

Players who take time to adapt usually show the odd bit of quality so I'd say he's just crap.

I forget we've signed him some times