Skeletor

Luton equalise then concede straight away

Luton going down with a whimper too.

Arsenhole level.

Oops

Shame on Everton for not playing in the spirit of the game.

Everton 1-0 up against Arsenal

Can we play all our away games against Brentford? Never known us to win every game at another team's ground.

Get in

Let's hope Big Joe isn't lack toast and tolerant.

HAHAHAHA

Come on Bournemouth you cunts.

Haha yes!

And City have won the league. Thanks for playing Mikel

And Chelsea take the lead to wrap up 6th.

That's why Tosin and Kelly are coming in.

We just play shite away from home.

I love Miggy but he's reached the end of the line. Time to move on.

This is one hot (steamy pile of shit) take.

Wonder who they'll bring in next. Think maybe they've reached their apex already.

WOOF

Watch Man Yoo and secret agent Ashworth swoop in trying to gazump us for Ramsdale only for Amanda to stand there like:

Exactly. I've no doubt English is complicated to non-native speakers but don't create battles where they don't exist. The two words are spelled differently to reflect the difference in pronunciation.