Skeletor

You mean constant chaos, dying fan base, constant mangerial change, and an owner who doesn't understand football weren't enough?

Chelsea are on the decline thanks to cowboy Todd.

Hoping for a Ekitike > Isak style glow up.

His funeral.

Ok then Eddie.

Welcome home sweet prince.

No offence to Mbuemo, but Olise is the one.

Needs to show this season that he's not a perma-crock. Ideally a completely injury free season.

Sensible. He's been a disappointment since he signed permanently.

Hopefully he'll find a new club in a city that his wife likes

Eddie Howe and Jack27

Hopefully UEFA boot Chelsea from the ECL soon for breach of financial regulations.

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Probably just using tax payer money to benefit Ratcliffe's Brexit Boys.

We need another mental Georgian.

Premier League CEOs and Todd Boehly.

How long until the tax payer is paying for Tap Upsworth?