Skeletor

No but he did score this incredible goal https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NxfbaffCrRo

The clip that started a meme. The ugly, fat cabbageheed.

My OG favourite player meeting my current favourite player.

Didn't Boehly buy Chelsea thinking they were just in the CL every year like an NFL franchise?

Like EAFC 24 negotiations: "I hope we can do a quick deal. £20m plus Smith-Rowe and Ramsdale?" "I'm afraid we won't accept any less than £200m for Isak" "£25m plus Smith-Rowe, Ramsdale and Nketiah. I'm afraid we can't afford any more than that" "I'm afraid we won't accept any less than £200m for Isak" "Deal is off *storms out*"

Tends to go well

Scenes if Burnley get a result at Spurs too.

Shows how hard our group really was when both of these were in the semis.

I mean City don't after all.

*Without any release clauses

I think he's my number one choice for that position. Get it done

Fake Bruno, Garnacho and Hojlund will probably fetch decent fees (but nowhere near those valuations). The rest will be difficult to shift.

Forest unsuccessful in overturning their points deduction. Hopefully means they have to try hard still.

That high? Wow.

What a game Lille vs Lyon by the way. 3-4 in added time.

We want 5, we want 5, we want 5!

Ratcliffe to take Palace to arbitration over their refusal to give Man Utd the 3 points.

Why sack him? Sir Jim's man is still managing England until the end of the Euros.

Filthy touch from Olise.

His boys taking quite the pasting today.

HAHAHAHHAA

WOOF