Skeletor

He has expressed an interest in joining us though.

Having sold Ba we are a striker short. As desperation signings go we could do worse considering the manager we have in charge here. It's no coincidence the other manager supposedly interested is Martin O'Neill. Many would argue we were already a striker short before Ba left. That's becuase some people like to whinge regardless. http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/garycoleman-wtf.gif

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Rennes vs St Etienne final.

A bad tackle from cheeky chappy Paul Scholes

Good thing we don't have to play there this season then bar the Europa League possibly.

Rooney

Chelsea fans

Loic Mercenremy

2-0 Rennes

I'd guess Sunderland...except that he really hates them.

I don't.

Good chance to watch M'Biwa, M'Vila and Erding. I thought M'Vila was in London Nope he's playing for Rennes

Good chance to watch M'Biwa, M'Vila and Erding.

Cheapest market

If no-one wants to buy the club then what can any one do?

He's Nai Smith that's for sure.

Might not be the worst thing if it's called off. Allow us time to actually buy a striker before we play them.

27. He had a meeting with Lyon directors today and decided he's staying. We're not signing a striker.

Francois Piraux ‏@F8Piraux Police was at #OM training center "Commanderie" this morning to check irregularities in the offices including sporting director Jose Anigo. Wonder what that's about.

David Crossan ‏@davidmcrossan #LEquipe After 'inevitable' #nufc interest plus #lfc, #gomis set to stay at #ol after meeting club directors

@F8Piraux: Massadio Haidara : "No contact with Newcastle for the moment, but it's interesting for me. With many French players, it's more easy." #NUFC @F8Piraux: Massadio Haidara: "I have a preference for England. This is the Championship that attracts me and he's the best for my playing style." #NUFC

It's getting a bit late for the "keep an eye on" stage. Worryingly it seems a centre half will only be signed if Colo goes. Why does it seem that? It's what reports seem to suggest recently. Every link is 'And captain Coloccini may also leave but they are watching *insert name* as a possible replacement.'

Not keen personally but he's better than Ameobi.