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It's not a Tyne-Wear derby without them going into it over confident.

Wasn't for Carroll not long ago but it does scare the s*** out of me what will happen if Cisse and Ba are injured at the same time/go to the ACN. Should never be just one any way. They've had 3 transfer windows to get a central defender of a good enough standard so there's no excuse on that front. Ashley likes to gamble far too much.

1 of his 10,000 agents has said they've been in talks with Lazio about a possible deal. http://www.calciomercato.it/news/172390/Calciomercato-Lazio-agente-Douglas-Porte-aperte-ai-biancocelesti.html

By the way Douglas said we wouldn't be signing Demba Ba and he signed not long afterwards. Egg all over his face.

If we're only getting one in then I really hope it's not Carroll. What a waste that would be.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas So #safc active today. My understanding now is #nufc will be too before deadline day. Busy week in prospect! Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas To clarify, #nufc business would be incoming. Not sure about outgoings. Hopefully more in the coming days for the Journal.... Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas @bignes1080 No chance three to come in. But one might.

I just haven't seen anything from him to justify all the hype. Did you not watch pre-season then?

From the little we've seen of him I think the hype is justified and he's going to be a great player in time. He seems to have his feet on the ground too which is very important for his development.

0-1 Cisse from the half way line against the run of play.

He's just one of those generic midfielders that doesn't really have any thing to his game.

He makes it so hard to try to be patient with him.

STOP. FUCKING. AIMING. AT. WILLIAMSON.

Gosling just doesn't seem to have any thing to his game.

Raylor!

No motivation against a shitty side...again.

Red kit

Seydoux won't sell to PSG. We know only too well how stubborn and unreasonable he is. It's a matter of pride to him.

The meltdown when Johnson goes somewhere else http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new/2144.gif

I can't for the life of me see why he'd choose Fulham but then stranger things have happened before.

I don't really understand their hatred towards Pardew. Is it because he's such a sexy beast whilst their last two managers looked like Mrs Doubtfire and Artie Ziff?

Is he going to unveil his new disappearing trick?

We already did.