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Great signing for them. All the best Danny!

How does 0.5m screw his hanger-ons over? Because a fixed percentage of 0,5 mill is a lot less than the same fixed percentage of 6 mill? Surely Twente just screwing themselves over though. Why? As long as they get the total asking price for both players combined what difference would it make to them? Yeah I didn't think about the increased fee for De Jong. Got it now! Thanks

How does 0.5m screw his hanger-ons over? Because a fixed percentage of 0,5 mill is a lot less than the same fixed percentage of 6 mill? Surely Twente just screwing themselves over though. EDIT: I'm guessing because it would be essentially £18m for both but done in a way so that his hanger ons didn't get much if any of the money? That makes sense.

How does 0.5m screw his hanger-ons over?

In his Dutch accent?

Villa are easily a bigger club than Sunderland.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/1.4523990.1336759035!image/351576864.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/351576864.jpg

Hopefully the next stop is Amsterdam before stopping in Lille to complete our summer transfers.

Some sense at least.

Definitely gonna be in Senegal's Olympics squad then according to .com? What's the earliest he could be back (if Senegal fail spectacularly again)?

Klinsmann's accent when he's all worked up

http://www.jibjab.com/view/V5H0gvZBMS6ETwQ2

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4090_1339806710.jpg

Were you alive when we beat Spain on penalties in Euro 96?

Clearly if you'd never been born we'd have won all of them. Happy birthday.

First penalty shoot out I ever saw England in was against Spain. It's all been down hill from there

Playing for penalties when you're shit at them has to be the worst tactic ever.

Some things never change...

They really will give a record contract to any cunt these days.

It's a depressing revelation that goal.com have a French football editor.

Chiles' send off http://blog.zuvvu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mother-god-meme.jpg

Adrian Chiles hosting skills are ridiculous.

What I wouldn't give to have Carragher's tongue ripped out.