Skeletor

Why? Coz he has a boring name. Any one who shares a surname with Ryan Gosling can not have a boring name.

And bam we have a Newcastle transfer rumour.

Very encouraged by his performance today.

Just looks a natural footballer.

Looks promising.

There are no words to describe my love for him

Poor by Elliott there. Overall a very positive second half though. Cisse makes a huge difference in us keeping possession.

Vuckic is such a wimpy player.

I wish we would sign him .

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It's amazing how disrespectful most football fans still are about us. Their resentment is delicious.

Mcarlin pls

Oh god why?

So that's basically all our targets demanding to leave. Excellent.

Cabaye is like a spy in the house of Moe Mathieu.

Flushing his career down the hoilett.

If I were a Lille fan I'd be honoured to see him playing for Newcastle personally.

Especially one of our own academy products.

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What is their weird, specific obsession with Llorente all about?

Blurred the horrible disaster with Sporting Lisbon there. One giant train wreck.