Skeletor

Disgusting that we need them to win tomorrow.

Trying to pretend Ba is unhappy here now. Never happy these vultures.

Bolton Aston Villa West Brom Lowest possible finish: 13th

Levelled our points total for the 03/04 season

I just love this man so much.

We're in the top five

Papiss is a god!

To be fair you can keep possession all you want but when you have 1 shot in 45 minutes it obviously isn't being very effective.

Sewelly is everywhere. Obviously they've forgotten their performance up here.

Cisse! Easy!

He was like John Cena when he was here. Finally snapped after his return to SJP though .

We got bummed in the face down there in the Championship and then Carroll scored a late goal with our only chance of the game. Day light robbery .

Even after being sacked, he's still absolutely obsessed with the derby. Fat headed turd. I think the interview was done from his cell in a mental asylum.

Fair play then.

I thought he had signed a one year extension a while ago?

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Perchavaro

I reckon Liverpool will pull it out of the bag in the semi final. One of those game raising performances to try and keep the heat off of them.

Shit defending by Mascherano.

And actual scouting

Erm... We got Cisse for £8m He knew about Cisse when he played for Metz He knew about Tiote when he played for Roda JC Ben Arfa was obvious as he'd played for the national team He watches many games in Holland and France each weekend (duh) Says he watches teams so often that he just knows who the best players in those teams are (hence getting it right so often) Praise to Ashley/Llambias for sanctioning the signings Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Cisse and Tiote signings were his work. We wouldn't have bought any where near this quality if we hadn't sold Carroll for £35m He used to scout for Man City and Spurs His son is well rubbish at football.

Hoilett, Diame, Moses, Klasnic. A few decent players in those teams.

I think there would have been less ill feeling if he hadn't strung the club along for so long and had gone back to Spain.

This is rubbish. Let's go back to talking about how gay for us Erik Pieters is.