Skeletor

Get the fuck in! Better luck next time you dirty cheating cunts!

When you consistently give fouls and cards one way it's not a surprise.

Burn did one last game

Arsenal probably should have kept the receipt.

VAR check took about 8 minutes.

People were doubting Tino

Injuries don't matter. Eddie will just bust out the stats editor for some youth regens.

Howe bringing himself on again.

Feel so assured with Livramento playing. He just knows what the wingers are gonna do every time.

3 VAR checks foiled for the same goal. Not even trying to hide the corruption anymore.

Haha!

Get in!

How has Minteh been getting on at Feyenoord?

Party's over grandpas.

It was a thing of beauty. Power and placement. Just glided into the net so smoothly and effortlessly.

"Absolutely potetic!"

Chelsea are by the far the easiest team we've had so far.

Chelsea away of course.

Nice to see the Man Utd fans all stayed for the draw.

Still not on

We've frightened the elite.

Putting a phone call in to the Kremlin for advice about draw-rigging?

Is the draw cancelled due to the wake for Man Utd's season?

"Cheer up Kevin Keegan Eric Ten Hag. Oh what can it mean to a sad manc bastard and a shite football team"