Skeletor

Not every team is meant to be special. They're a middle of the road club from an area already over saturated with football clubs.

Top goal scorers should always be the goal for me. Growing up with the school of Keegan I can't think any other way.

Sky Sports YouTube highlights tried to stitch various angles together to make it look like they didn't fuck it up

And the league is annoyingly more competitive this time round.

His turn around has been the most shocking for me. He was here for so many years without showing a glimmer of quality, and now he's an adequate squad player in our CL squad.

I'll turn the heating up for those who are still "warming up".

ASM was great when he got on the ball and took players on but I never had confidence in him in a shooting position.

Even the infamous Derby team had 4 points at this stage (admittedly at our crappy expense) EDIT: 5 even!

Last season we kept feeling like we were playing above our level. Now we're just in cruise control as a top side

Makes me laugh reading Redcafe. They're all posting "How the fuck do Newcastle score so many goals" "Look at their scorers: Murphy, Gordon, Longstaff". Denial by the kilowatt.

It's fine. Chelsea qualify for the CL every year by being Chelsea according to Boehly.

Lolsea

Losing to Chelsea

I mean Eddie's done wonders for the lad, but there's no fixing that part of him

The Liverpool result was the one really bad result to be fair, given the circumstances of the match.

Never been so delighted to be wrong about a player. He's vital these days and he's come a long way in the past year or so.

I hold grudges.

Franca seems pretty crap

We're the highest scorers in the league now. Boring, dark arts Newcastle.

They came as Liverpool fans for Halloween?

Surprised Tripps didn't get a second yellow for being fouled.

We want 8. We want 8.

He bought Jeff Hendrick - a man that even Eddie took a look at and thought "nah mate."