Skeletor

I'll turn the heating up for those who are still "warming up".

ASM was great when he got on the ball and took players on but I never had confidence in him in a shooting position.

Even the infamous Derby team had 4 points at this stage (admittedly at our crappy expense) EDIT: 5 even!

Last season we kept feeling like we were playing above our level. Now we're just in cruise control as a top side

Makes me laugh reading Redcafe. They're all posting "How the fuck do Newcastle score so many goals" "Look at their scorers: Murphy, Gordon, Longstaff". Denial by the kilowatt.

It's fine. Chelsea qualify for the CL every year by being Chelsea according to Boehly.

Lolsea

Losing to Chelsea

I mean Eddie's done wonders for the lad, but there's no fixing that part of him

The Liverpool result was the one really bad result to be fair, given the circumstances of the match.

Never been so delighted to be wrong about a player. He's vital these days and he's come a long way in the past year or so.

I hold grudges.

Franca seems pretty crap

We're the highest scorers in the league now. Boring, dark arts Newcastle.

They came as Liverpool fans for Halloween?

Surprised Tripps didn't get a second yellow for being fouled.

We want 8. We want 8.

He bought Jeff Hendrick - a man that even Eddie took a look at and thought "nah mate."

Steve Bruce watching Sean Longstaff becoming the player he always tried to stop him becoming.

And again...

Fuck this cunt

How do people not love him?

Love it!

Woooooo

My favourite Pardew memory is him crying on the touchline at Stoke as we sang "sacked in the morning" at him.