Skeletor

Terrible free kick. 2-2

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O'Shea should have been off

2-1

Pelanty to Liverpool

Stunning goal

Oh hai. I just heard that Torres has a good record in this fixture. What shall I do with this brand new information dear commentator?

I really don't see us losing to West Ham. They look devoid of any talent. I think we'll get a draw against the Mackems unfortunately and lose to City but win the other games.

Looks like he's having a sulk tbh.

Check Tito © Jeff Stelling.

I'd say 10 if we keep playing the way we are.

He had a good game yesterday. Every one did. Don't see why we have trudge up this debate today.

I'm sure I remember reading something about him saying he'd been bulking up for this season. Think it's showed so far.

Thought this was funny from an Everton forum: http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/30373-Everton-v-Newcastle-United.-Saturday-18th-September-15.00./page63

I feel good knowing that Barry Horne is probably crying himself to sleep right now.

The Fellaini thing was hillarious "He's unlucky to be booked there"

Wait till you get to the Nolan penalty incident.

Barry Horne, ex Everton footballer.

I had us down for 7 points by this stage. Wins against Villa and Blackpool and 1 from the Wolves game.

its his own fault, had he scored 20 goals in each of the last 2 seasons the slander would never have happened. That and if he'd avoided being photographed kissing lots of boys.

Guthrie away at Portsmouth. The only one that springs to mind.

Kinda makes me glad he never became our manager permanently.

How? Right............... you know your mam and your dad......................... But what about when it's a dad and a dad?

How?

See Wolves were being dirty cunts against Spurs and getting away with it again. Disgusting team.