Skeletor

Perch kicks the ball onto his hand

Tiote with a shot but straight at Howard. Looks really good so far.

Tiote just dribbled the ball half the length of the pitch. Eat your heart out Smith.

Good freekick by Barton. Unlucky for Williamson not getting on the end of it.

Routledge puts a header wide

Been decent enough so far.

"Check Tito" Jeff Stelling

Is he wearing shoes with tracksuit bottoms? Nice to see he has picked up the Gateshead fashion . As opposed to walking around bare footed? Or trainers. Either way both are better options than Gateshead chic Got the earring too.

Is he wearing shoes with tracksuit bottoms? Nice to see he has picked up the Gateshead fashion . As opposed to walking around bare footed?

Simpson Back in training as well.

Tiote has his killing face on.

Fair enough. Forgot Taylor as he hasn't played in like a year. Guthrie is back in training though according to Calderwood.

Looked a couple of days ago for current injury situation and there was no one injured Barring Best (who doesn't count) and Gosling (who it's easy to forget) I don't think we do have any injuries.

Arteta doesn't play on the wing. Aye Osman vs Jose

Niel got 10/11 of Everton's starting line up correct. Beckford takes Cahill's place.

West Ham really look dead certs for relegation.

1-1

Has that literally come from some random on twitter?

Shawcross is a dirty cunt.

Fuck me. What an effort by Piquionne

Wayne Rooney's cousin is sooooooo gay

Wonder how Real Madrid fans would react at him taking the team to Levante and playing for the 0-0. If anything his reign was too long.

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Bah .