Skeletor

Yeah we only play 3-5-3 now remember.

I remember the home game against Derby where Smith fannied about twisting and turning but refusing to shoot and then the ball fell to Mark Viduka who just put it in the back of the net with ease.

You must be the worst striking coach ever. Worse than Dean Saunders .

Change the thread title to "Hatem Ben Arfa signs for Hoffenheim" for the lulz.

Remember when Ashley used to have Smith's name on the back of his shirt?

How about doing the My Name Is Earl chase scene with Carroll and Taylor's heads?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/346/mooo.gif

His agent is a gold digger

I always imagined Mike Ashley has a Ted Dibiase cackle.

Trophies are like herpes to Chris Hughton. He can try and stop them, but they just keep on coming.

Dunno. Couldn't see it over all the winning.

I wonder how many Terressa Heressa medals Colo has now? 4?

Would be hard considering he wasn't there.

The bastards are not gonna show it

NOOOO DON'T YOU DARE CUT AWAY BEFORE THE TROPHY GIVING

Chris Hughton now probably our most successful manager ever. 2 trophies in one season?

FUCK ITS BARTON SCORES! WE WIN THAT LOVELY UNNECESSARY TROPHY!

4-3

Raylor 4-2!

3-2

Carroll 3-1

Depor miss!

Fatty scores 2-1

1-1