Skeletor

It's a dark day when I have to root for anti-football...but come on Bolton and Stoke. Show us you're not a waste of Premiership space after all.

Sounds like a plan.

Yes. Much worse.

Most of them are too thick to learn a new language.

The man who bought us Ryan Taylor, Kevin Nolan and Lovenkrands instead of players who would help us stay up.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45743000/jpg/_45743031_drogba_ap466.jpg Alas poor Yorick....

Apparently defending doesn't count anymore. It's like a dirty word now. If you go all out attack and neglect the defence then that's true football but if you set up defensively at the expense of the attack then that is totally wrong and evil and must be stopped. End of the day I'd much rather watch Man Utd vs Barca in an all out attacking match rather than Chelsea bore their way into a final to have another penalty shoot out loss against Man Utd.

Have you out lawed penalties over there?

http://i43.tinypic.com/14ui442.jpg This really needs to be put to some proper gangster rap.

Guus Hiddink takes forever to say stuff.

I demand gifs.

LMAO "It's a fucking disgrace". Hey-oh Sky Sports.

Another victory for real football incidentally.

Fucking love it. Jamie Redknapp being so butt hurt is classic TV. Nice one Iniesta .

If it is true then it's unbelievable the players think they'll get any sympathy from anyone.

The correct answer.

Get the fuck in.

Mick McCarthy should never be allowed to talk. Worst voice ever.

They're loving their racism towards Geovanni: "So Brazillians are humans after all" "Geovanni is looking a little off colour" Tut tut.

Phil Brown looks like such a knob with his little head set.

That should be a pelanty.

The kinda goal we'd never score. Get in.