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Slovakia

The Simpsons Soccer prophecy is coming true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc Now we just have to wait for our Mexico-Portugal final.

Had a look at the Italian squad last night, every single one plays in Italy but not one player from Inter in the squad - that's got to be some sort of record. Thought Cannavaro was playing for Al-Shitty these days? He does

I was kinda hoping he was gonna break into a chorus of Telephone by Lady Gaga.

A ban on Vuvuzelas would be a victory for the bland? Have you even fucking heard the sound of them? They produce one note. You can't get more bland than that .

Nope

Goal RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Us? lol

They do have some uses though: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs596.snc3/31392_10150185994355456_861635455_13000144_2871570_n.jpg (Linked so as not to risk being libellous )

Stop trying to de-newcastle-online this thread. Show some respect for our culture.

African games are all about colour, noise, outlandish costumes, etc Thats what we are all about. We Dress in crazy stupid outfits, with big sunglasses and hats etc. We make a noise with our vuvuzela (amongst other instruments). That is what African football is all about. It might not make sense to you. Neither does a man taking 10 wives. Just respect that other countries and their supporters are different than yours. Like you're doing by ignoring other nations wishes for you to stop doing it?

Africa has a lot of bees ergo they like the stadiums to sound like bees are swarming around. Duh.

Doubt it. This is an open, public forum where any one can log on and see what's going on. If someone has all their privacy settings done correctly then no-one barring their friends would know what they posted on facebook.

Maybe when we finally get to host a world cup again we can play the sound of metal screeching over the PA for 90 minutes.

Our players are grade A choke artists. It'd be ok if they weren't such a bunch of cunts to boot.

I really want to watch the England game but with the American commentary. All the lulz would make up for those stupid vuvuzelas which will be going off during it.

So Nacho has played 24 minutes so far. Must be a new record?

I hate that constant noise. Why not cheer instead? Weirdos.

Aye I know I thought we had a billionaire owner. Turns out he was only a millionaire. The git.

Why Paraguay exactly?

Aren't we after him? Dennis Wise is checking youtube as we speak.

I think we should sign him simply because his middle name is Maria.

You have hit the nail on the head here. Circumstances were to blame for KDs situation here but hindsight is a great thing. If Shearer hadnt got injured. If we hadnt agreed to sell Ferdinand, etc etc etc. The facts remain that Dalglish was very unluicky. I doubt any club would have passsed up the oppoertunity to sell a 31 year old striker for 6 million pound. I also thought Tino had gone right off the boil as well and to almost get back what we paid for him was good business. Dalglish bought some great players who were to serve us so well over the years such as Speed, Given and Nobby but I felt that he, as well as Keegan, failed to address the most critical part of the team in buying a couple of quality defenders which would have taken us to the next level. I remember Keegan admitting the year he left the club that the only out and out defender we had at the club was Darren Peacock., You dont win titles or cups with that. Keegan's biggest mistake was buying Tino. We didnt need him. Batty was a good buy but we needed a strong defender for the money spent on Tino. If either KK or KD had bought a qyuality defender or two, we would have won the league in 95 and 96 by a landslide, We needed another striker. If Ferdinand had got injured we were left with Paul Kitson...and we saw what a disaster that scenario was the previous season.