Skeletor

There's no place for that uncalled out burst of singing. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Apparently Maradona is afraid of masks.

No, both SK and Japan won their groups. Haha gosh I always remember them getting knocked out in the group stages but you're right. Just goes to show you how much South Africa suck at life.

Japan 2002

Fuck yeah.

Ah listen to that beautiful silence.

I know. Wonderful isn't it?

What. A. Fucking. Goal

Imagine having a drinking game where you take a sip every time you hear a vuvuzela.

Did you know Diego Forlan wasn't successful at Man Utd? I'd never heard that before.

Slovakia

The Simpsons Soccer prophecy is coming true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc Now we just have to wait for our Mexico-Portugal final.

Had a look at the Italian squad last night, every single one plays in Italy but not one player from Inter in the squad - that's got to be some sort of record. Thought Cannavaro was playing for Al-Shitty these days? He does

I was kinda hoping he was gonna break into a chorus of Telephone by Lady Gaga.

A ban on Vuvuzelas would be a victory for the bland? Have you even fucking heard the sound of them? They produce one note. You can't get more bland than that .

Nope

Goal RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Us? lol

They do have some uses though: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs596.snc3/31392_10150185994355456_861635455_13000144_2871570_n.jpg (Linked so as not to risk being libellous )

Stop trying to de-newcastle-online this thread. Show some respect for our culture.

African games are all about colour, noise, outlandish costumes, etc Thats what we are all about. We Dress in crazy stupid outfits, with big sunglasses and hats etc. We make a noise with our vuvuzela (amongst other instruments). That is what African football is all about. It might not make sense to you. Neither does a man taking 10 wives. Just respect that other countries and their supporters are different than yours. Like you're doing by ignoring other nations wishes for you to stop doing it?

Africa has a lot of bees ergo they like the stadiums to sound like bees are swarming around. Duh.

Doubt it. This is an open, public forum where any one can log on and see what's going on. If someone has all their privacy settings done correctly then no-one barring their friends would know what they posted on facebook.

Maybe when we finally get to host a world cup again we can play the sound of metal screeching over the PA for 90 minutes.