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Always thought he was absolute dogshit, but he's looked good so far for Pompey. Although by the looks of things Stephen Carr is on his way to a contract for life!

Gallowgate end middle tier? That's me ya bastard Got it on for a laugh to see what peoples reactions were. No offence mate, but you really must have nothing better to spend your money on if you can spend £10 just to get a reaction. People spend 10 quid getting Owen, Taylor, Parker etc so why can't I get Sibierski? At the end of the day the money goes to the same place and it's all for supporting the team. True, but people get Owen on the back because he's their favourite player and they like to have their 'hero' or whatever on their shirt. Sibierski is just a pisstake and makes you look like a plank. Incidentally, do you have a younger brother? Saw someone in the passenger seat of a car coming out of Nunthorpe Cricket/Squash club last week and he was the absolute double of you, just younger.

Gallowgate end middle tier? That's me ya bastard Got it on for a laugh to see what peoples reactions were. No offence mate, but you really must have nothing better to spend your money on if you can spend £10 just to get a reaction.

I really want to give him a good chance and time to settle, but sadly the way we conducted our transfer policy we are completely reliant on him to do the business now. Someone compared us to Liverpool yesterday, how they signed Kuyt and are slowly bedding him in, and they can due to their squad.

Owen was toss on his debut remember.

Just a quick bump, it was 3-0.

Sums up my feelings at the minute.

You couldnt even break sweat man, you soft clart. Get to bed. You really are an absolute cock-end.

I'm pissing myself here. I'm so ridiculously angry that i've just ended up laughing!

£70m spent in 2 years and that's what you come up with. Jesus wept! Aye, but the money hasn't been spent wisely. We seem to get sucked into a last minute spending frenzy towards the end of every transfer window. What do we think of the purchases of Luque and Boomsong, to name just two? Shepherd is directly responsible for this shambles! In that case, blame Souness & Roeder. Shepherd can't be blamed for backing his managers. Entirely his fault for appointing fucking Souness though.

Viduka is quality, I really rate him. But not enough for £6m plus Milner ffs.

Is that email for real or a piss take?

That cross that he put in today was absolutely class.

There are 3 teams worse than us, so no.

Both. Right...so what would I do in the shop then? Never seen accumulator forms there or anything. Sorry to sound stupid!

Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online?

Excellent.

Wish Oliver would shut up like. Glad he's doing better, hope he's a success as he could save us a few quid. (not that he hasn't cost us enough already!)

There was a massive riot in Sheffield the other month after the United/Wednesday match, the city centre got smashed up and the main central road with all the pubs on was shut as it was in such a state.

Van Basten said he'll probably play the central role ahead of Van Nistelrooy against Portugal.

That bid for Rooney was so funny, just made us look daft.

I'll stay involved but won't be able to commit much next year, i'll certainly do some though.

Are we in injury time yet?

Howay lads...

Great stuff, lets send Birmingham down!