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That Shorey lad looks quality tbf.

I wouldn't trust Roeder with the sole responsibility of coaching/picking the team.

Please, if you are real, can you stop with the cheesy shit at the end of the game. 'Run for home' makes me want to run across the Milburn and deck you. That is all.

Aye Finnan is top class, incredibly underrated. Probably just because he's an ordinary bloke called Steve rather than a ponse called Pablo.

Don't read the match reports on the main site either then. Fuck me, they've got him writing match reports? "At half time, I made myself a cuppa. Mum kept me in the kitchen (she always likes to keep an eye on me when I'm handling boiling water) asking questions about how my GCSE coursework was going, so I missed a good five minutes at the start of the second half, but never mind, there were no goals. Tripped up the stairs on the way back to my room and spilt a bit of tea on the carpet. Rubbed it in with my foot though. Think I got away with it." I think he only writes ones he's seen on the tele like, but his super-fan status is officially void. Ignore all posts from now on. Oh don't you worry. Next time he tries to get all snotty know-it-all with me about something, he'll be getting the full-on talk to the hand cos the attending fan's face ain't listenin' shizzle. Aimaad style? I look forward to it.

I'd stick it in her

Don't read the match reports on the main site either then. Fuck me, they've got him writing match reports? "At half time, I made myself a cuppa. Mum kept me in the kitchen (she always likes to keep an eye on me when I'm handling boiling water) asking questions about how my GCSE coursework was going, so I missed a good five minutes at the start of the second half, but never mind, there were no goals. Tripped up the stairs on the way back to my room and spilt a bit of tea on the carpet. Rubbed it in with my foot though. Think I got away with it." I think he only writes ones he's seen on the tele like, but his super-fan status is officially void. Ignore all posts from now on.

Don't read the match reports on the main site either then.

You'll be plonked in the Level 7 corner. Its best (for me) near the top of the Gallowgate, just a bit annoying how you can't see the away fans but the atmosphere is good. Leazes L7 is canny aswell

Fucking quality!

Charlie in awe. Good to see Owen in action!

I think he'd be better starting away, the expectations will be too high at SJP.

Contradiction-tastic.

Is it unfair to judge someone just on their international record though? Keegan was a great manager for us, but was dog poo for England.

I find that a lot of people don't like to compare current players to ones in the past. You'll always get people defensive over their favourites in the past, like 'he's not as good as Ronaldo', 'not as good as Shearer', 'he's no Platini' etc. People don't like their favourites to be outdone. Can someone explain to me about C.Ronaldo that makes him far less superior to the Brazilian? We're hardly comparing him with Ameobi here.

Well he's not exactly going to come out and say, yeh you know what, it is true. I'm going to be really nice to Glenn until June then i'm going to sack him.

If only he'd come in the Summer i'd have been minted.

I hate it when people abroad saunter around in Man Utd kits, so the same applies here. Glory-hunting scum.

In total contrast to Wullie, anyone but Milan in the final.

If the new home shirt looks shite without a number on I might be inclined to get one on, thought that 1998 kit looked utterly ridiculous without a number on.

I wouldn't give Wenger 10/10 for transfers. Obviously he's found some absolutely blinding players, but he's also wasted a lot on shite - Jeffers and Wright must have been about £15m?

Tell you who, it was Peter Reid. Couldn't take the Leeds job until he sold his shares in Sunderland.

I'm sure theres some rule to do with conflicts of interest, ie you can't have shares in more than one club. There was a case a while back, can't remember who, and he couldn't take on this new job until he sold his shares with his old one.

How long til Martin Jol comes on saying that Daniel Levy was interested, but chose not to appoint him?

Canny interview with Keegan about his whole career, last 10 mins about Newcastle. http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/sol/newsid_6540000/newsid_6543000?redirect=6543077.stm&news=1&bbwm=1&bbram=1&nbwm=1&nbram=1 Check it out