Ally

Could be a good signing that, still plenty of work to be done at City though. Can I just say how shite that new lettering style is.

£5m is daft but no-one has really questioned £6m for Diomonsy Kamara who looked absolute dog shit in the Premiership. Chopra didn't look great for us and didn't get much of a run, but Kamara played so much more than him and never looked up to it. Fair play to Cardiff for getting a good deal, its the going rate for a player at the top of the Championship goalscoring charts.

I'm expecting us to sign some random bloke from France called like Pascal Alfonso and he'll be fucking mint.

This whole thing is so confusing, I wonder what will happen at the Sheffield Utd appeal. How was Mascherano's transfer to Liverpool allowed by the PL then?

New season ticket seat, knerbheed! Bet you've saved about £300 doing that haven't you? £14. Eh, I thought you always bleated on about how you were in the £600 tickets bit? Aye and now I've moved to the £583 tickets bit. Baby steps, Ally, I don't want to just start slumming it all in one go. Ahh right, I thought the East Stand was much cheaper than that. £440 for me, I win. £440 for a ST? Thought £482 was the cheapest. Yeh SJH Level 7, I was quite surprised too.

New season ticket seat, knerbheed! Bet you've saved about £300 doing that haven't you? £14. Eh, I thought you always bleated on about how you were in the £600 tickets bit? Aye and now I've moved to the £583 tickets bit. Baby steps, Ally, I don't want to just start slumming it all in one go. Ahh right, I thought the East Stand was much cheaper than that. £440 for me, I win.

New season ticket seat, knerbheed! Bet you've saved about £300 doing that haven't you? £14. Eh, I thought you always bleated on about how you were in the £600 tickets bit?

New season ticket seat, knerbheed! Bet you've saved about £300 doing that haven't you?

Give over

I'm sure they can be watched free of charge on a more, erm, alternative media.

Aye it is bad behind the goal like. Virtually watching the match through a sieve Exactly like that, would hate to be there permanently. Agree with the point to Yorkie, come to a league/cup match instead, you'll only be disappointed by the shitness of friendlies. I always go every year expecting them to be a bit better but they're really dull. Luckily I can barely make any of them this year.

I've sat on row C of the Milburn Paddock and it was shite unless the ball was near me. Not quite as bad as a seat I had for a while in the Gallowgate, a couple of rows back behind the goal. You had to watch the game through the holes in the net, and the fucking goalposts blocked out a fair bit.

What was it they put on the website like?

Just give us a fucking left back, please.

As much as I hate the cunts (Liverpool), it's hardly the same situation, mate. Aye, Gol is a closet Chelsea fan though.

I think Eboue is shite tbh.

Aye, really nice blokes from what i've heard too.

Thought that would mean Chopra had rejected them, but Chris Baird aint much better. Is Lawrie Sanchez just trying to sign the Northern Ireland team?

Racial.

The waiting list is a load of bollocks. I was on it, phoned them up and was told 'oh we'll be sending letters out eventually but you can just have one now if you want'. Amateurs.

Either not good enough or too young to rely on and should be loaned out. Aye. Even if we signed a left back we'd still be desperately short of good players to cover. Roeder thought we'd be ok with just Taylor, Bramble, Moore and Ramage last season but there were times when all 4 were injured at the same time. Very risky and i'm glad Allardyce is aware of it. Christ, Roeder was such a mong.

We've already got one tbh, its just not official.

That new shirt is fucking rancid, the back of it is even worse than the front and thats saying something.

I'd piss myself if he rejected them.

Thats never a woman!