Menace

Pretty sure you did like

Why would a Spanish resident have a private UK plate car, their fans are genuinely incredibly weird. Also didn't he import his Audi from Spain?

I'm not worried about Chelsea or Forest. I'm worried about depth. One big injury to any of our starting 11 and our shape basically crumbles.

I think he's had an OK season to be honest, expected him to flourish a bit more but maybe he's a slow learner. Defensively absolutely fine - attacking wise not great.

I hope they mention Sakas dad being a Newcastle supporter next time he scores

Including you. Pretty sure you were reminding us daily how poor the Hall and Tonali signings were

These lot have been good. Need to double down on Robinson as he's actually a really good attacking outlet for them. Smith Rowe blows very hot and cold but Iwobi has been very reliable for them. Bassey has a mistake in him so I feel he'll definitely make a mistake if we play with high intensity

Morgan Whittaker went for like £6M too - would've been decent and wouldn't have had the pressure to perform straight away.

Seems like a teamplayer in that video, constantly mentioning how happy he is for others. We're lucky to have him.

Pretty sure he'd be on about 7 or 8 goals now if his crossbar goals had gone in pretty nuts numbers really

Don't think a new RW would've contributed as much as Murph has this season to be honest - absolutely delighted for him.

They've tried their hardest to unsettle him like but he doesn't give a fuck

Are we allowed to offer a player on loan from arsenal a contract?

Willock literally did the same a few years ago when we got smashed at Emirates...

No, SS

Still gutted we missed out on Huijsen man.

He's our best midfielder like.

Probably cause he's still our contracted player?

We've been pretty poor like, another team would've battered us.

Really want to see more of Osula like, not just 5 minutes here and there.

Garang Kuol ffs

He was shite.

I want all 3 to go up to be honest - be good for the local communities and the inevitable battering of both Sunderland and Boro will be enjoyable.

State of this gremlin man