Menace

He's mastered the craft of looking busy but doing nothing. It's quite impressive really.

Other than a moment of brilliance from Big Nick - absolutely shit performance.

That goal is crazy!

At least Murphy is trying to make something happen.

Mintehs basically doing what I expected Elanga to

I don't want to see Elanga or Joelinton starting again this season, awful.

Predictable

For most of the season..

Minteh trying his hardest to score and then not celebrate. Fucking weird cunt.

The loans aren't really down to Eddie to be fair

She's fine, they even sent a spoofed apple text message to bypass the iCloud lock, scummy fuckers

Mrs got her phone robbed whilst being 7 months pregnant

It's usually people that don't live in London that are always experts on London. Phone theft is an epidemic there - ask me how I know.

Some of these Brits that have moved here to the UAE talk like UK is a warzone. The guy's lived a sheltered life away from the riff raff for most of his life ffs

You're on a generational run Robert

No. I'm suggesting both strikers who acted the twat with their club have had a slow/delayed start to their new clubs. Let's just hope ours hits the ground running when he eventually starts.

Of course I am. But we have a striker who pulled the exact same antics so let's just hope we get the rub of the green and this season's not a write off for him - it's going to take him another month or two before he gets up to standard. Has he even trained for us yet?

I'm reserving being smug he's failing until our other striker actually plays for us

Is that you Graeme?

You'd think Watford owners would have learnt their lesson and give a manager a chance at least...

Hopkinson has never heard of him has he

Fair enough. Hopefully he doesn't come with as much baggage as the last two and just cracks on.

No he doesn't. UAE top league doesn't even match EPL wages. Let alone third division.

Not every player is like our last striker, I don't think he's going anywhere any time soon