Menace

State of that defending

Isaks proper competitive aint he

Yep. £15k to raise 2 kids a month She'll hand them off to the nanny whilst she goes Selfridges and gets designer bags. Nice work if you can get it.

They really need to stop these *year of birth* tweets like.

Decent Defender tbf to them

It would still cost us about £3m in wages. Lose/lose really.

Turkish pearl made me giggle

Close to about £15m spent on wages on this guy btw

Just realised this tool is still here - our RW sorted then?

In what world is Harvey Barnes valued at £12M?

This fat fuck always seems to land on his feet. Cushty job that will probably pay him a mill or two. Mental really.

A universally liked player being put to train with the kids because he doesn't fancy a move across the world - the players would definitely run through brick walls if you did that

Now a guy who had a decent season in Eredivisie is the second coming of Salah.. Despite the manager who had him on loan not thinking so - interesting

Really? You never mentioned it

I mean he's essentially third choice

You'd hope they have a loan sorted out for him, mental how highly rated he was in Australia

Either way - this lad has potentially hit the jackpot. Imagine that signing on fee and those wages over the next few years just so we can bypass some nonsense restrictions.

N-O bingo Did we need to sign Barnes when we needed a rw? Did we need to sell Minteh to satisfy FFP? Did we really have a good recruitment last season? *insert random shit transfer rumour that people take as gospel* Has Almiron left yet? Is Wilson injured again?

Dubai has fantastic skirt, no wonder he keeps going back.

I'd much rather Mbeumo than Madueke, I don't really rate him as much as Mbuemo personally. I think £40-50M for him is mental.

Thats what they literally paid for him..

Factory closed today then?

Considering he took 0 responsibility for the gambling and tried to pass it off as if he's been stitched up - I believe it.

They'll just sell part of the bricks from the stadium or the aluminium sheets