Menace

Diame Definitely

Whoosh?

This guy is so tiresome man, genuinely

Chelsea have a 20% sell on apparently

These journos surprise me every passing day by how useless they are..

To think Chelsea had most of that for a pittance is crazy

Great player but £70m for him is absolutely insane Edit: 2 years left on his contract, absolutely no chance he goes for £70m.

Nigerian background so I'd assume thats where the strong Christian beliefs come from if I'm right @KaKa

Maybe cause I expected a better striker combination than a crocked Wilson and a Sheff Utd reserve going into the season?

Underwhelming to say the least but we'll see what he does

We couldve got Huijsen and Summerville for around 40m combined and we'd be looking a lot better off.. What are we doing man

Decent game albeit with Serbian commentary

I thought Miley was out till October? Never mind, its Jamie

His numbers were decent last season tbf

State of that defending

Isaks proper competitive aint he

Yep. £15k to raise 2 kids a month She'll hand them off to the nanny whilst she goes Selfridges and gets designer bags. Nice work if you can get it.

They really need to stop these *year of birth* tweets like.

Decent Defender tbf to them

It would still cost us about £3m in wages. Lose/lose really.

Turkish pearl made me giggle

Close to about £15m spent on wages on this guy btw

Just realised this tool is still here - our RW sorted then?

In what world is Harvey Barnes valued at £12M?

This fat fuck always seems to land on his feet. Cushty job that will probably pay him a mill or two. Mental really.