Menace

You should hear some of the shite I hear walking around in London every day. Genuinely sounds like a new language.

Head and shoulders above anyone on the pitch today. I'd argue him and Isak are the 2 players in our team that will reach world class status

Am I looking into things that aren't there or did Pope not seem right? Seemed to point at his shoulder a few times

Still at least he feeds the kids - thats all that matters

Twattish footballer approaching 30 and potentially on his last big contract with a twat of an agent - what could possibly go wrong

Tino seems to be a bit of a crock

Leeds will probably go back in for Phillips if they go up

Keanes personality is really boring. We get it you're the angry individual who's a perfectionist. Now fuck off.

Getting to tour Europe and witness our teams profile being raised around the world and on top of actually playing some decent teams in that competition - yet some people don't want that? Mental.

Fucking around in places like Albania as opposed to places like Luton? Give your head a shake man.

If I see him starting week in week out next year alongside Murphy and Krafth I'll absolutely lose it

I would've definitely cashed in on Trippier like. Was the perfect time.

Its between Selz or Dubravka for the worst keeper in the league. I wonder how many points hes cost us since Pope got injured.

Not impressed with Barnes' cameo at all

He's aged about 7 years since he's come here. Football management is brutal.

I'll say it now. I'm glad we didn't sign Maddison/Moussa Diaby.

£50m for Brennan Johnson. Jesus.

You mean she

I mean they do need defenders too like.

ffs

Might as well bring Ole back

His main position is CB - he can just play LB similar to Burn. Burn/Schar/Lascelles/Dummett are all leaving/will be leaving soon - this is a great signing.

Aye. Call him whatever you want but the bloke is clearly not an idiot lets be honest.