Menace

Its incredible that Howe has made him a semi decent option to have considering how limited he is. Almiron should be out of the door and Murphy should be back up to our new RW

You should hear some of the shite I hear walking around in London every day. Genuinely sounds like a new language.

Head and shoulders above anyone on the pitch today. I'd argue him and Isak are the 2 players in our team that will reach world class status

Am I looking into things that aren't there or did Pope not seem right? Seemed to point at his shoulder a few times

Still at least he feeds the kids - thats all that matters

Twattish footballer approaching 30 and potentially on his last big contract with a twat of an agent - what could possibly go wrong

Tino seems to be a bit of a crock

Leeds will probably go back in for Phillips if they go up

Keanes personality is really boring. We get it you're the angry individual who's a perfectionist. Now fuck off.

Getting to tour Europe and witness our teams profile being raised around the world and on top of actually playing some decent teams in that competition - yet some people don't want that? Mental.

Fucking around in places like Albania as opposed to places like Luton? Give your head a shake man.

If I see him starting week in week out next year alongside Murphy and Krafth I'll absolutely lose it

I would've definitely cashed in on Trippier like. Was the perfect time.

Its between Selz or Dubravka for the worst keeper in the league. I wonder how many points hes cost us since Pope got injured.

Not impressed with Barnes' cameo at all

He's aged about 7 years since he's come here. Football management is brutal.

I'll say it now. I'm glad we didn't sign Maddison/Moussa Diaby.

£50m for Brennan Johnson. Jesus.

You mean she

I mean they do need defenders too like.

ffs

Might as well bring Ole back

His main position is CB - he can just play LB similar to Burn. Burn/Schar/Lascelles/Dummett are all leaving/will be leaving soon - this is a great signing.