Menace

Competitive footballer is upset and not playing on a weekly basis shocker

Sounds she made sure he was on cloud nine

I doubt Trippier and his mrs are telling people around them they hate each other and their relationship is in the gutter tbf

Christ - tough read. Some people genuinely don't deserve to have/be around kids. Horrible bastard - I hope the best for the little girl.

His mrs must be very social...

My Greek friend sending me laughing emojis basically summed him up - imagine not being able to replace Dubravka in your peak. Grim signing

Hailed by the Portuguese press? What? Benfica fans signed up to that forest forum saying he's a calamity when he signed

Probably shouldn't have stuck his dick elsewhere if the rumours are true then tbf

Turning down that Bayern bid was crackers. We'd be lucky to get £5m for him now. Considering he was our captain, something must have seriously pissed off Howe.

So after the all noise Parish potentially got what he wanted?

Didn't Ashby stink up the place at Swansea? I'd be surprised if he's not loaned out/sold in the near future

Its a good price for both parties tbh - if they reinvest that money they'll do well for themselves. Edit:

The balls on Mateta, he's had a good 6 months the whole time he's been here.

Do you support Palace?

This is going to be the Barrella Tonali situation all over again

They'll probably get both for the price they sold Andersen.

Thats a crazy price - we should go for it

Just saw Tapsoba signed a new contract and Lever were playing hard ball with Tottenham all last summer - I doubt it happens but would be delighted. He's a great player.

I mean they basically sacked Poch cause he wanted his own players - Enzo Maresca is basically a yes man to their project

Disasi is fucking horrific Jesus christ. Him and Dan Burn at CB will be like the titanic for pace

An already ageing squad which is now a year older with not much additional cover - I don't see how anyone can see this has been anything but poor - similar to January also tbh.

Offer to take him on loan for the year - everyone wins

Its been a poor window - if someone had said this would be our transfers with 10 days left of our window we'd be scratching our head

He's a cracking player

And look at the value we got for them. Solanke went for Isak money, Kilman went for more than Botman, Dewsbury Hall went for Bruno money. There really isn't value for money in this league.