Menace

So a southerner then?

Wilfred Ndidi in 2025. Christ.

Not far wrong tbf

Can we add a journo tier list before people post stuff from now? It's starting to get tiring no exaggeration

He must spend a fortune on shampoo

He's a funny chap

They'll be a hell of a team once it all starts to click

Hell of a summer for them to be fair

A 3 year contract?

Wissa and Sesko is a better pair than Isak Wilson Isak going to Pool makes us weaker long term - so swings and roundabouts really

Should we sign 2 strikers and have Elanga/Murphy as our right wingers - I don't see how he gets any game time personally, I also have not seen anything from him to suggest he's EPL quality.

He's criminally underrated - I have no doubt he'll do very well here.

Exactly. Got on with it and acted his salary - a thing a certain someone in this club should learn from. I have no doubt Guehi gets the move he deserves and I'm sure Palace fans will not feel hard done by either. Not really difficult is it?

Your analogies do crack me up. I hope they're just analogies and not past experiences... right??

I'll give it 10 days before the "He only wants Liverpool" tweet.

Almiron and Kelly?

That would leave us with less bodies than we had last season - an already depleted squad with a lot more games.

Is it really a dig? We're about to start the season with Osula up front, we're 2 bodies lighter in midfield. Our main striker has been spinning his head like the exorcist. We've had more rejections than a recently divorced guy, so forgive me for not seeing "light at the end of the tunnel" as some would say. If Howe manages to turn this around and gets us a top 6/top 7 finish at the end of season, we must simply create a new religion and make him our new saviour cause it'll be nothing short of a miracle. I have no idea who's to blame but this has been an absolute farce.

I wonder when the "there's still a month left" guys will start to see this has been a car crash in slow motion of a window.

One's a left winger the other is a midfielder - am I missing something?

Lets fuck this guy right off. I've had enough.

Eh? We should be all over that surely.

He was actually never really that good to be fair

I fly to the UAE/UK every 3 months and I'm fucked for at least a day or two. I suspect their "training" is going to be a bit more challenging than opening Outlook and having a desk job also!

Brutal. Imagine reporting to training the next day after a 15 hour flight.