Menace

Just had a quick look on "Kyle Scott" the ex Chelsea academy player we signed a few years back - got released and went to play in California for a few years and now playing for Crawley. The life of a footballer, even if you don't make it to the top level isn't all so bad eh?

They are both cunts

Yes - still well short of what we need. We've essentially swapped the same amount of bodies going out with bodies coming in. We needed more bodies previously. I don't think we have the depth to compete even with Wissa coming in. Miley is our only midfield backup - I'm completely writing Willock off.

Forgive me for having my doubts from the man that said "Trafford was all but done" then a week later he signs for City. If Liverpool bid £150M he's gone - if we can't get replacements in regardless if Isak stays or goes it'll be a colossal fuck up either way.

I thought I was too sleepy for it to make sense. He's not for sale but his price is £150M - so he is for sale

Aye. He's looked good every single time I've seen him play and he was a handful today. He's going to be a great player for them unfortunately.

Have we?

This has got a bid from another team this week all over it hasn't it

Nah he just wears Labubu's which is even worse tbf

Yeah pretty much, tall body frame, glides through players, holds up the ball well.. times runs perfectly - can't header the ball for shite. All he needs to do is just spit on the pitch every 30 seconds and that awkward sliced volley and he's basically Isak.

I don't believe that for one second. I suspect the idea was to get Ekitike and then slowly move Isak on, however it completely blew up in our face and now we're left in this dilemma.

I still find it crazy they want both Ekitike and Isak up front - they are literally the same type of player, I don't understand the logic behind it?

That last pen was absolutely filthy.

You mean Liverpool's team isn't better than prime Barcelona? Wow, insane.

3-1 loss.

I don't see the hype just yet - bar a flukey Frimpong goal its been pretty even.

Water break for 27 degree heat weather ffs

Harsh - Palace looked decent. I've had to put the foreign channels on - the wankathon over Liverpool is something else.

I'm surprised they haven't replaced Ryder with Chat GPT yet to be fair

I wonder if Leipzig end up going for that Romulo chap at Goztepe

The most frustrating this about this whole window is we're genuinely not even that far off from challenging. A few top 4 signings this summer and we could've gave it a go for sure.

They meant quickly by our standards.

If by twitter trolls from Bangladesh then fair enough. Anyone who watched Serie A would tell you that Tonali was a hell of a signing.

Literally no one serious said this