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Can't wait till we wear this in the Ipswich game, like.

Aguero booked for leaving the field too slowly. Misses the first leg against Liverpool. Ref has completely lost the plot.

What pisses me off was the reaction of the extra official behind the goal....or lack there of. THAT'S why he's fucking there to spot blatent fouls like that a crucial fucking moment. Fucks sake man.

Fuckin completely clueless fuckwit referees and extra officials ruin yet another game. Zigic has his shirt ripped in half with 5 mins to go and they didn't give the pen. Fucking idiotic wankas how could they not give that pen!!!!!???

Have you not seen the Bundesliga table?? Wolfsburg have been shite all season. Also, Forlan just failed misearably trying to copy Messi's chip the other night!

Give me a proper collar on that last mock up and it would just about be acceptable.

If we HAVE to play one of the god awful old firm then let us be the away team for once. I'm sick of them fuckers coming down here and acting like cunts.

Can someone explain to me how she is at all qualified to report on football and North East football in particular? What links does she have to the region?

Tbf, you have missed out the rest of the North east, the majority of which will be either Newcastle or Sunderland. But that is a good thing, they can't criticise us for having a large catchment area, what has that got to do with anything, some people say if they had the same catchment area they would get similar attendances. But they don't so its irrelevant. The rest of the North East? Ok you have Northumberland with 300 thousand people. One of the most sparsely populated counties around. Outside of Crammy, Blyth and Perhaps Ashington I can't see significant numbers attending the match from here. Then there's County Durham with 500 thousand people. Don't forget the southern part of CD is Smoggie/Monkey Hanger/Darlo territory. Also factor in the big glory hunting element found in the North East, particularly in the rural areas and so that gives you a catchment area of about a Maximum of 2 million people for two big clubs to draw from. Not miles bigger nor miles smaller than any of the other top clubs catchment areas really.

^^ That's class. But I fear it may be too complicated for the average fan to sing.

I nearly spunked all over the screen when Robben scored!!! Fuckin hell what a beauty!!!!!! Fergies bitterness was a joy to behold!!! FUCKIN GET IN BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The sooner Gateshead get into League 2 the better. One less bullet for these twats to shoot at us.

I've heard that Mick Dennis on Talksport recently and he is a massive cunt. Porky Parry shouted him down a few times which was good. One thing that always annoys me is the 'one club, one big city' thing people like to go on about as supposed 'proof' that we are crap fans. There are just under 800 thousand people living on Tyneside. That's quite a lot of people for one team to draw its support from I'll give you that. But its not so simple. People around the country don't realise just how close Sunderland is to Newcastle with the two stadiums being but 12 miles apart if that as the crow flys. That is a very short distance. Add the population of Wearside to Tyneside ie TYNE & WEAR then you have a population of around about 1.2 million people for TWO clubs to draw their support from. Not one club but two. The catchment areas merge quite massively. This means we don't have exclusive access to untold millions of fans for hundreds of miles around like people would have you believe. The reality is that us and Sunderland have roughly the same size catchment area as Liverpool/Everton. Less than Man U/City, and I could go on and on. As usual its a total nonsense point designed only to slag us off.

Any word yet on what he thinks of his new song and the fact that he's been given permission to shag thousands of fans wives?

You spastic. Them's the pitfalls of going out on the lash in Whitley Bay on a bank holiday monday before the match. I blame them little lasses always pestering you to buy shots off them. They flaunt their tits and arse in your face to the point where you can't possibly say no. Clever bastards they are, like.

Haha, epic!! Aye, it was indeed epic. You can imagine my astonishment when I woke up this morning only to find out that I missed a Kevin Nolan bicycle kick! Thought I was still mortal for a second as I lay in my pit reading the match report.

Got so pissed before the game down Whitley that I left the match after 10 minutes and went home to bed. Stupid twat that I am.

That av!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 just nearly give me a seizure!!

Multiple camera angles of goals. That shit we've had to put up with at halftime this season has been diabolical.

After the match, when promotion is secured I think we should feed some Mackems to Joey. Get him to stand on the centre spot, bare chested, off his tits on drink and drugs with blood smeared across his face and chest. Then one by one, we send a timid red and white clad Mackem into the fray from the Milburn/Leazes corner and with 50,000 baying for a kill, we let Joey go to work. Would be a fitting end to a great season.

15 mins walk.

Ring up Whitley Bay would be my guess.

Thanks for that mate. Suddenly dont fancy my bacon sarnie anymore.

Shame the weathers so shit.

Thats very nice of you to say!