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So predictions on when Torres will score again?

Next season against Liverpool. But for us after we buy him off Chelsea for £2m.

No way that wasn't just a random photo pulled from somewhere on the net... doesn't mean they aren't nice though

Well that's was what got me too. He obviously has extremely limited responsibilities already, yet even when he's the closest official to see the incident (and it's not like when it's barely over and you need to be dead along the line to see properly), he still doesn't budge.

How to make yourself totally useless

It's all one big exercise in futility anyway. Capello and co will all say the right things, try a few new players but come crunch time it'll be same old bottling time again and Gerrard-Lampard out there together.

Edit: and probably Heskey too.

I liked how for Marseille's goal, the whatever-he's-called extra ref didn't move a muscle even though this was his view:

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9162/refmanumar.jpg

Amazing that Forster has never even came on as a sub or played in any of the cup competitions for us.

Yeah was thinking that... by many accounts and his spells on loan, he's quite brilliant and has the brighter future. Yet most of us have hardly seen any of him at all.

Arsenal all a bunch of soft tossers, but Scholes should be off.

Rosicky in betting scam mode.

Get him off the pitch, man. Bloody hell.

 

True though. 6 minutes to get someone with no leg injury off is ridiculous. Just walk off.

Wahey, Arsenal have realised shooting improves their chances.

The concept of shooting on goal is one they laugh at. Must be such a frustrating experience supporting that team.

Van der Sar just taking the piss today.

Nice

Is the woman behind the Man U dugout really wearing a keeper top? Christ...

More likely a dude... and a dude from Gateshead even.

Keep passing that ball around to death, Arsenal zzzzzz.

 

What a knob old Stanley is.

Some call it being a knob... one other person would calling it: Winning!™

i do like him

Had him in my fantasy team that year he broke through with Forest... will never be able to dislike the guy

Wow... that nike template... that's not very good!

As we know too well, yellow can look terrible in the promo photos but then amazing out on the pitch 

Overall, they have little to complain about, and I'm sure most Arsenal fans, begrudgingly or not, will accept that.

Fans of most teams would probably begrudgingly accept it. Arsenal fans, however...

Now trying to divert the attention to cheats in the Arsenal team - a point which NOBODY IS CONTESTING

Whole reason why it's so wide spread now. No one takes responsibility for their behaviour and just pass the buck in a "they started it" way. Makes most important games into big bullshit-fests.

Don't know if I would call them cheaters but they do go down very easily and try and sell the fouls in a very theatrical fashion.

Stereotypes often exist for a reason.

Love that France kit. To be fair, the design is quite lovely... but it's just an absolutely ridiculous use for it

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8394/18423910150111145441716.jpg

The red just evens out the wrongly disallowed goal from the first leg

 

And the fact Barca should have had a pen in the first-half.

Fucking annoying that these games are always tainted. Still UEFA know the score and have their priorities... let's just make sure we outlaw snoods first.

Fucking travesty of a sending off tbh.

Still... not going to start feeling sorry for RvP or Arsenal

Barca did to Arsenal what Arsenal do to "99%" of Premier League teams according to Jamie Redknapp. 

Literally 99% of Prem teams?