McClaren man, he's like the fat bird in the club who thinks she's got it all and turns you down 3 times, you see her later that night in the takeaway all alone and she's all over you.
Then you come to your senses the next day and spend months in a relationship with her because your too scared to dump her.
Aye but he must be a right knacker though. Imagine sticking £50 quid on Leicester to win the league at the start of the season. A quid fair enough but £50 on something that at the time was as close to impossible as you can get.
It's a cliche, obviously, but getting the captain right is so incredibly important. I've had a very similar trajectory. Where are you in the N-O league now?
Dropped to 70th
I'm the Pardew of Fantasy Football, did well till Xmas, then since then, 10 game weeks, I've had my captain score once and get 0 assists. Averaged 5 points.