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Jamie Carragher, is that you? Colo doesn't make last ditch tackles because his sense of positioning is so good he's already read and delt with the situation before a 'last ditch tackle' is needed. Go through Nesta and Ferdinand's career and see how many last ditch tackles they made. Not very many, because it's the sign of a desperate defender who doesn't have a footballing brain. Coloccini's been the best centre half in the league this season and it's a pleasure to have such a classy, ball playing defender in our team.

Thiago Silva?

Not so sure like. He is moving out of his rented house in Darras and buying a canny pad in Jesmond. Wouldn't have thought he would be doing that if he was possibly leaving. He obviously knows something we don't...... Housing arrangements have to be the worst ITK basis ever. Every time. Spot on!

I really don't see Best wanting to leave when he's playing. Maybe if he was fourth choice but we are basically as big club as he can hope for in his career. But that doesn't take anything away from Best, just that I can't see any of the "top 6" ever wanting to sign him.

Is it wrong to be more excited about the Everton game as Marv/HBA now starting?

33% chance of winning in Old Trafford? That's just daft. (or not sure if serious) Anyway you're gonna face a pleasant surprise when you go to your bookie before that game.

Not realy the vibe I got reading there forum post-match like I think they we're very down to earth and one of few other teams forums where I wasn't rolling my eyes all the time.

Just love the expressions of Jonas when he was marking some giant on corner and then when he pulled Krul away after the Huth incident. Comedy gold.

Spot on.

I need a gif of Simpson drying the ball and giving trollface to Stoke fans.

Ba taking the ball with him. Mike Ashley:

Jon Walters is our Zidane.

That's probably the softest pen I've ever seen. :lol:

Guthrie has been massively impressive, Raylor has been great and Simpson's done well defensively.

he does know what a w***** is, and said (pretty much) that he wouldn't have to explain to his audience what one is. the dutch pronunciation of w*****, on the other hand, is f***ing hilarious. de wenker. Sorry if I don't understand dutch Why you write then like you do know dutch?

Raylor is a legend.

Raylor makes Delap look like armless mong.

Stoke has scored 71% from their goals from set-pieces. Awful.

BAAAAAAAA

Simpson's left foot..

If Suarez isn't claiming for it, you can be 100% sure it wasn't a pen (or pel).

Vaughan will surely become some freak serial murderer after finishing his career, creepy.

They play Heskey on the wing???

Shefki is a beast.

I know what point your making... But on the flip side that was Colo's worst showing for a while and Tiote was badly missed last night... It's a weekly magazine and the things were written in general, not in any match report. The thing that really pisses me off is that these Man U/Pool/Arsenal fans are called journalists and write about things they have no knowledge of ie. other clubs.