Dinho lad

There was some journalist that tipped us to go down. Can't remember the name, but I think he worked for The Times or Independent. Quite a few others tipped us to struggle as well.

Nonetheless, he'll still improve them.

Think you've confused him with Marveaux, there. Amalfitano looks like a different type of player. (Closer to Cabaye.)

Montpellier have laughed at their offer.

Don't read it? Are you still entertained?

Agree.

Should get a good reception, that. A TV reception, that is!

this is the happiest moment of my life.

good effort, good save.

raylor!

demba.

keeper.

marvellous by marveaux!

our passing has been terrible.

brilliant support.

I think he looks more of a central midfielder than a natural wide man.

I'm sure it's nothing personal.

good play by simpson. cisse.

5 minutes.

"close to a deal" "agreed personal terms"

Erm, no.

I've got 59p left in my BV account. My prize from 888.com arrived yesterday (decided to pick the ipod at the end), will be looking to sell that baby for around £30, which would be a nice sum to bet on some accys come the start of the season.

Go on Skeletor, tell us!