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I need Targett card for £90. Give it to Adama ffs.

Winner

I've got Longstaff with Cash at 45s.

Grimes/Ralls and Targett/Marcal cards, 284/1.

Silva 2 SOT Dendoncker 1 Watkins 1 Traore 1 48/1

I'm using my free Betfair tenner on exactly this tomorrow in the early game - Podence and Watkins 2 each returns £240. Grealish's odds have crumbled.

Keeps West Ham in the title race.

What the fuck was that?

I think so but I'll wait for team news anyway. Villa always good value on the shots across the board - Watkins is 9/2.

Think I'll be using the Betfair offer this week on the Villa game on Saturday, might as well keep up with the shots bets while I'm on a roll. Grealish has had 2 on target in 5 of his last 7 games. 4/1 is crackers.

He's from Yorkshire IIRC. Think Dave used to work with his mam or something. His brother plays for Boro.

They still always price Zaha as a winger despite the fact he's their only goalscorer and has been playing centre forward all season.

Disappointing but Atleti just so good at not allowing even efforts from distance. Ulmer had a close range effort early doors that was blocked, and the Hungarian fella should have had 2 on target easy as he missed an absolute sitter. Mwepu was disappointing, one good effort but he spent the first half hour playing full back. I'll have to try and remember to check out the prices in the Europa League.

Would have at least got all my stakes back if Oblak had touched that Mwepu effort.

It was the assistant coach.

In what way is it different, in that context (i.e. one where, presumably, no offence was intended, as opposed to e.g. "black bastard")?

Couple of flukes I think, based on my previous record, having said that I think there's some big value to be had tomorrow in Salzburg shots with Betfair: Salzburg average the 2nd most shots and shots on target per game in the CL, 17 per game (only Barca average more, of both). In their games vs Bayern, they had 18 shots, 10 on target (lost 6-2) and then 19 shots, 11 on target (lost 3-1). In the previous game vs Atleti (lost 3-2), they had 14 shots, 4 on target. In conclusion, they like to shoot, a lot. Player-wise, for some reason their main man Merisha is not priced up. However: Enock Mwepu is averaging 2.6 shots per game, 1.6 on target. He had 3 OT and 1 OT in the Bayern games. In the last game, vs Locomotiv, he had 6 shots, 3 OT. He is 15/8 for 1 SOT, 11/1 for 2 SOT, which looks absolutely enormous to me. Dominik Szoboszlai is averaging 2.2 shots per game, 0.8 on target. For Hungary recently, it's 4.3 and 1.3 respectively. He hit the target in one of the Bayern games and in the previous Atleti game (with a goal). He is 11/10 for 1 SOT and 6/1 for 2 SOT. Finally, the LB, Andreas Ulmer. Averaging 1.6 per game and 0.6 on target, he hit the target in both Bayern games (and had 2 off target in the Atleti game). He's 16/5 for 1 SOT and 30/1 for 2 SOT. Salzburg have to win as well tomorrow, so even though Atleti generally don't concede many shots, I'd expect Salzburg to really go at them, especially if Atleti take the lead. Mwepu 2 OT, Ulmer and Szoboszlai 1 each OT is 132/1. Worth a quid of anyone's money. Cracking info this Wullie. Prices have contracted very slightly but I suspect they're going to get a lot shorter later on. When I started typing that post, Mwepu was 13/1 for 2 and 11s by the time I'd finished. I did a search on Twitter for his name earlier and 'shots' earlier to see if anyone else was tipping it and a couple of old posts came up: I know it's Atleti but (currently) 10/1 for 2 shots on target really does seem like a misprice to me.

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Where the hell did you pluck that bet from?? Just needed Olmo 1 on another slip for £77. Maguire and especially Angelino are pretty reliable for getting a shot off at big prices.

Couple of flukes I think, based on my previous record, having said that I think there's some big value to be had tomorrow in Salzburg shots with Betfair: Salzburg average the 2nd most shots and shots on target per game in the CL, 17 per game (only Barca average more, of both). In their games vs Bayern, they had 18 shots, 10 on target (lost 6-2) and then 19 shots, 11 on target (lost 3-1). In the previous game vs Atleti (lost 3-2), they had 14 shots, 4 on target. In conclusion, they like to shoot, a lot. Player-wise, for some reason their main man Merisha is not priced up. However: Enock Mwepu is averaging 2.6 shots per game, 1.6 on target. He had 3 OT and 1 OT in the Bayern games. In the last game, vs Locomotiv, he had 6 shots, 3 OT. He is 15/8 for 1 SOT, 11/1 for 2 SOT, which looks absolutely enormous to me. Dominik Szoboszlai is averaging 2.2 shots per game, 0.8 on target. For Hungary recently, it's 4.3 and 1.3 respectively. He hit the target in one of the Bayern games and in the previous Atleti game (with a goal). He is 11/10 for 1 SOT and 6/1 for 2 SOT. Finally, the LB, Andreas Ulmer. Averaging 1.6 per game and 0.6 on target, he hit the target in both Bayern games (and had 2 off target in the Atleti game). He's 16/5 for 1 SOT and 30/1 for 2 SOT. Salzburg have to win as well tomorrow, so even though Atleti generally don't concede many shots, I'd expect Salzburg to really go at them, especially if Atleti take the lead. Mwepu 2 OT, Ulmer and Szoboszlai 1 each OT is 132/1. Worth a quid of anyone's money.

Obviously yes. By Western multicultural standards it isn't great at all. But living in Korea I experienced 'the white guy' and 'the foreigner'. 'The black guy' would certainly be used commonly too I have no doubt. In a post-communist country with probably less than 0.1% of the population being black there are different standards in terms of use of language and what counts as acceptable. It's churlish to ignore cultural relativism when incidents like this happen. UEFA however should surely be vetting their officials on stuff like this to make sure every one of them are singing from the same hymn sheet if they're going to ref on the biggest stage. Must be nearly that time of year where a Spanish player goes to a Christmas party as one of the wise men.

Every cunt's been booked apart from the bloke I've got, Nkunku.

You can't use VAR to change a decision like that, pure nitpicking. A penalty is too big an event to change that from a free kick, when the main barge is clearly outside. They put that "clear and obvious" shite in for a reason and now they appear to have binned that off in favour of studying everything in minute detail.