Wullie

Snodgrass is huge for a card at 11/2. 40/1 double with Ajayi.

I couldn't believe how bad they were against Brighton, they all looked pissed, kept shanking passes straight out of play and all sorts.

Might as well get me on to recommend me mam for the job.

Vinicius goal, Jacobson/Thompson cards + Dani Garcia/Cucurella cards in Bilbao 250/1

Think a lot of clubs of that size see what Burnley did with Dyche and aim to copy it, rather than panicking and pulling the trigger. I think it's pretty sensible. Seems to be working for Norwich too.

He'll be fuming at reading that, might cancel his subscription.

Also gone card for each team in each half, 85/1.

Good shout, taking him with Correia of Valencia since Wass isn't playing. In fact I fancy cards in the 3 Euro games tonight (derby in France and Sampdoria love a card) so I think I'll have a ridiculous long shot double/treble. EDIT: FFS, you can't have French player cards.

5 shots including a free header and a free kick, 0 on target. Bastard.

Need Pogba SOT for £335

That's an amazing price for Janelt. Free Betfair tenner on Barnes goal, Janelt card and 1 SOT apiece for Perez and Maddison, returns £690.

Even with a couple of Covid absences I fancy Milan as being huge value today.

Quite weird how Potter suddenly just decided he was persona non grata.

What?! Surely not. That's 3 or 4 times the price I'd have thought. Had a daft acca with the Spanish and Italian games. No idea why it thinks Liverpool didn't get a FH card at the minute but that would correct. EDIT: ah it obviously thinks Fabinho was second half as it was 45+ I'm on the Pope train too.

Card for both sides in both halves was 28s, wish I'd gone for it with Dean in charge.

Shaqiri and Westwood 33/1 Was about to take Shaqiri (4/1) and Origi (21/10) for 2 SOT and they've both been slashed into 4/5 as I was placing it. Think I'll swerve it now thanks. Ox 2 and TAA 1 @ 20/1 2 each @ 90/1

11/4 for a red card in the Lazio game tonight if anyone fancies the ref's form to continue.

Confused that some people seem to think that constitutes news.

I'll definitely be having Milner at 6s if he starts. Mike Dean tonight.

Copied your slip Pilko, for £25, and have another that needs Maguire for £55, he's put two wide the fucking carthorse.

Love Lookman for shots. Always shooting and always long odds.

Reckon even money for Getafe to have the most cards tonight vs Huesca is big value. Getafe have exactly double the number of cards this season, 58 vs 29, and have picked up at least 2 in every game.

I've put my Man City Villa card slips on now before the prices get cut, can always cash out or just let them void once the teams are out. Assuming he starts Kyle Walker's a massive 8/1 with Grealish either starting up against him or pulling out to that side as he does. Walker/McGinn 50/1 Rodri/Targett 33/1 A cool 1400/1 for the 4.

I'm nee Michael Fish but I saw a documentary once that claimed under certain unique circumstances it can be windy in two places at the same time.