Wullie

Holy shit.

Originally read that as Rocker was banging your ex-wife in a Peugeot 107 while you and Pilko ate Lays crisps.

Could have waited until HT to go and get them the fucking twat. Had under 2 first half cards on my bet builder and he goes and gives 2 at the death. At least one was Neves.

50p each on Neves/KWP and Moutinho/Bertrand (the latter because Traore starts), both 40/1.

All 4 teams are in the bottom half for yellows as well. Hate doing 'unders' on anything but I have tonight on cards and goals. No doubt it'll be a bloodbath.

Depends how long it lasts but surely going to create a flashpoint in the lower leagues where some clubs will be above their normal attendance while others in the same division stay empty.

Bardsley is fit again FWIW. Much poorer price but with good reason.

Two of the league's most lenient refs tonight so I wouldn't expect too many cards. Palace usually cause problems down their left hand side with Zaha and Eze so I think I'll have Matt Lowton and possibly Zaha himself.

Great header from Zlatan.

I need Maddison to muster a shot, would need him to touch the ball first like.

Shots on target: Jota 2, Mane 2, Maddison 1 @ 14/1

FFS, was going to have Dallas until I saw Alioski was playing.

Bellerin and Alioski 25/1

Berge and Coufal 40/1

Got him with Allan at 40/1.

I'm in.

Had a free tenner on Betfair, selected Fernandes and Rashford 2 SOT each and Maguire 1 SOT. I then ummed and ahhed, eventually lost the plot, got greedy, and added Juan Mata for 1 as well. Cost myself £200.

Have they changed the rules on fouls when I wasn't paying attention or something?

Some start.

I thought it was a blatant pen fwiw.

Had a brilliant day on the bet builders so far today. Just needed Dundee United to win/under 5 goals in the game on a few different slips, they went 2-1 up on about 83 minutes and immediately conceded a penalty, which Hamilton then missed. Phew.

Walker and Aurier cards. I usually take Hojbjerg for Spurs but I like Serge's price.

Single on Geubbels starting up front for Monaco. He's only played 133 mins this season and been booked 3 times, got him at 7/1.

Sunjic/Hamer card double in the Coventry game. EDIT: Doubled with Insua/David Garcia in the Osasuna game at 246/1

He didn't, he doesn't believe in cash out. EDIT: tune changed thank God.