Wullie

Get your stake back if they're on 365.

Aurier/Chilwell 22/1. Chilwell's another one who tends to be overpriced, 9/2 today.

Soon as I saw his celebration I felt really stupid for not thinking of exactly that myself, seems so obvious now! I saw it tipped on Twitter and didn't fucking put it on. Napoli playing tonight so I'll certainly have Mertens.

Daylight was never in the rules officially but it was guidance given before a season years ago that has stuck around as an idea. The idea that "level" no longer exists is the thing that I really have a problem with. I hear so much, and very matter of fact, that "you're either on or off" but that wasn't the case even ten years ago, where level = onside was widely accepted as being the rule, even if it wasn't explicitly written down, and I don't remember too many complaints about that being the case.

Quite a few players that are consistently very overpriced (4/1 and upwards) with 365 and also picking up cards this season. Berge, KWP (4/1 tomorrow which is a fair bit shorter than he has been), both Villa full backs (Cash and Targett), Sean Longstaff, Doucoure, Tielemens, Bobby Reid. Tielemens/Reid double on Monday is 50/1.

Great shout.

Michael Keane card 8/1, Alioski/Keane double 40/1, Keane to score and get booked 134/1 Real Madrid/Alaves 2 cards each WBA/Sheff United 2 cards each Everton Leeds BTTS/over 2.5, 1 card each 23/1

1-0 Jota

Maupay misses from the spot.

They were in April 2005, which looked like this: 2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line 7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win 10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe 14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said 17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United 20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time 24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volley 27th - Boro (h) 0-0 30th - Palace (h) 0-0 Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle.

Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim.

Milner/Bissouma cards, 25/1 Firmino/Minamino 2 SOT 14/1

Aye. Had a look at a couple of match reports earlier to check my recollection (I was very pissed), the Guardian report starts: I'm very confident I've never seen a worse football match, certainly live, and for context I've probably been to knocking on a hundred Hartlepool United games.

Fulham 0-1 Newcastle (Barton pen 90)

'sake. Might take Longstaff at 7s instead, although probably just the double.

Did he not say Murphy's not playing?

They're also giving a free fiver on some race at Newcastle tomorrow with no qualification requirements. They did it last week too and the random nag I picked at 3/1 won.

What’s that mate? £10 pre then a free £10 in play? Not quite, you have to place a £10 "Same Game Multi" (i.e. Bet Builder) on a PL game, then when that settles you'll get a £10 free bet on anything.

Betfair doing the £10 free bet offer again, they seem to do it every weekend at the moment.

Is Murphy going to be playing right back again tonight? He's picked up 2 yellows in his last 3 and 7/1 for a card looks great value up against Eze. Got the single and the 40/1 double with McArthur.

Nah Betfair were the only ones I could find who were offering it. 365's market were really sparse tonight for some reason, can't even bet on team corners in most of the games.

Double in.

Gone for a couple of player cards in the Qarabag game - both teams have 10 EL cards each (most is 11) and the ref has dished out an enormous 16 in his 2 EL games so far. Betfair offering player cards so I've gone Goiano and Qarayev at 14/1 and then added Osmanpasa and Matic for a wild punt at 194/1.

Atalanta