Wullie

You made it up?

Not like Souness to talk utter fucking shite.

Turning the sport into a complete farce. Why bother trying to create anything, just aim for the hands any time you get the ball.

Ritchie trying not to use his right foot

Bristol City's price seems very generous.

Find it weird how seldom goalkeepers choose to stand still. They always dive on Troy Deeney penalties when everyone knows he's going to smash it down the middle. Dubravka did it twice when we played them at the end of last season.

Fucking Marriner man.

Didn't realise before I put several on that Mariner was ref.

Jimmy Dunne I'm convinced the only reason Burnley are after Harry Wilson is because Dyche likes his name.

Spoilt for choice with cards in this Burnley game especially now they've signed Dale Stephens.

2/3 in but Luton not even in the game.

Was so tempted by quite a big lump on Swansea. Bollocks.

For an interest in the early games I've gone Swansea win/2 goals, BTTS and 1 card each at Brighton, Luton to score and to get 2 corners, ~10/1

Don't forget chaps if you're using 365 to place a win/BTTS or win/over 2.5 selection, always use the Bet Builder to do it rather than the normal market so you will have Early Payout on your side.

I think you're gonna be a good team to bet on this season. Plenty of firepower and suspect at the back. Just the way I like it. Also gone over 2.5 at Fleetwood, Derby, Torino, Augsburg and Leverkusen, 11/1.

Fleetwood/Wimbledon over 2.5 Everton win/2 goals Cambridge win/2 goals 14/1 Fleetwood, Everton, Cambridge win/BTTS trixie Fleetwood, Everton, Cambridge to score in both halves 33/1

Nah I needed him to get booked, the prick. Picked up more cards per minute than Hogg last season, somehow.

Get in. Howay Campbell, get another.

Daft cunt here originally put it on worth £39 but then when Frazier Campbell started, cashed it out and put the two doubles on so only worth £26 now.

They've now paid out.

I'll probably take him with Hogg.

10/3 on 365

I suspect the congested calendar just simply doesn't have room for the game to be played.

Extra time.

I rolled my eyes and think he's canny dull, didn't realise I'd been TRIGGERED.