Wullie

Brought a baffling sub on that immediately made a run in behind and won a penalty booooooooooooooo

Henderson's been really good all tournament though?

This team has blown those out of the water man, they were both one tournament and done, with two complete disasters in between. Semi final, final, quarter final in consecutive tournaments is completely unprecedented. Only in England would someone so wildly successful relative to what has gone before get so much ludicrous stick.

Can't wait to find out who this candidate is that's definitely and easily better than the most successful England manager since the 1960s, who's also desperate to take an international job.

Uninspiring By an absolute mile the most inspiring England set-up in my lifetime, almost in my dad's lifetime. God yeah, can't wait to see the back of going deep into every tournament.

Desperate for Messi to win it now, partly because it's him and partly because I think Mbappe's a total cunt.

Grr Southgate and his shit subs!!! Mount had won a penalty before he'd got his fucking boots muddy.

Risk free We battered them, got sucker punched and missed a penalty. More shots, more possession, more corners, we completely dominated the game from 20 mins onwards. Southgate out! Clowns.

Absolute clown

Gerraway man, they were fucking toss

Best team absolutely lost that game.

Get Tripps on

Smash this down the middle Harry

That's a fucking stick on

Completely undeserved

Was just waiting for the net there, what a fucking chance

Dunno about anyone else but I feel more confident about getting through this than I did at the start. The story of England in knockout football since 1996 is always the same - we score early (usually in the first 10 mins), cede possession, chase shadows, tire ourselves out, concede an equaliser then we're fucked. I don't mind this scoreline, I think I'd feel much less confident if this game had been the other way round. France aren't particularly solid and I think we'll score at some point. The problem obviously is if it goes 2-0 then it's probably game over but we're still well in this right now.

Yeah sorry that's right. VAR will intervene on a non penalty foul if it precedes a goal but not if it's for the attacking team. All over the shop.

Not if it's outside.

Just makes me feel worse about tonight's inevitable defeat.

He seemed to have calmed himself down for a while a year or so ago but you just cannot beat a bit of Lahoz when he's on his game.

If England are going to lose tomorrow I hope it's 3-0. I feel emotionally drained now and this isn't even my team. Can't be doing with the trauma of extra time and/or pens again.

This is fantastic drama but Netherlands really deserve fuck all from this game. I'm with Sewelly about the prospect of this lot and Croatia.

Salah and Mane both did it in the AfCoN final.

Same as how they don't count for the Golden Boot.