Wullie

"Norf East"

"Noocarsel"

"we have an overflattering of centre backs"

"Unforkantely for us"

This show deliberately picks Pardew fans to get on. No question whatsoever.

Thought they were banned.

Eh? That was our record since the Premiership started. Second time we've lost 4 premiership matches in a row. Or am I missing a worse run? Very surprised by that tbh, thought it would be more!

Eh?

Can't fucking believe they didn't score twice. Need Hull tomorrow for £30.

The team selection couldn't look any more like "the 11 players that should run around the most and therefore maybe not get annihilated"

Poor Shola.

What about that letter he wrote to himself a few weeks ago?

He needs sectioning.

Will Schalke not be a bit knackered?

I voted hammering. 4-0 preferably to earn me a few quid.

He'd do this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9426553.stm

Vote now!

Crystal Palace at home, ah man the glory days. Might watch the DVD of that game again later. Got my commemorative t-shirt on already, obvs.

Ben Arfa, Tiote and Cabaye probably didn't cost £6m between them. Are you pissed?

I think I might have kept that one to myself. What for? It just shows that labels don't mean that much in the greater scheme of things but if you are willing to sell out then Geordies have their price like everyone else. Otherwise Hall and Shepherd would still own the club. And that's got what to do with Martinez?

They'll be a canny bit poorer tomorrow if all the people on here betting on them to win are using Bet365.

if we do I just hope that doesn't change too many fickle minds. It will.

Can see us winning tomorrow, just purely because this guy's fucking Teflon.