Wullie

Berbatov with a sensational casual lob for Monaco.

If he is i'll be watching it on the radio. You can't watch it on the radio, you listen to it on the radio. Fucking hell.

First half reminded me very much of QPR at home, the last time Shola scored. Picks a completely ridiculous formation, get completely dominated for the first twenty minutes until injuries get him out of jail by forcing change. Thank Goodness for Wilfried Bony.

My mate's dad.

Obese.

Err I think you'll find those injuries were the reason we lost. Is that was he's spinning. I can't be arsed to boil my blood further by listening to him. Obviously things were going swimmingly before then with them dominating the game. It frew us off our rhyvhm Disco.

You kinda have to laugh at the idea. Aye, hilarious.

Err I think you'll find those injuries were the reason we lost.

I'm fucking raging. The thought of playing them again next year fills me with utter dread.

Can't wait to play these again next season.

Had to bring his best two players on, the poor little mite.

He's spent the last two months moaning about Remy and Debuchy being injured and today's excuse is that he had to bring Remy and Debuchy on.

Injuries frew off our rhyvem.

Why don't you just watch it? I couldn't put up with that shit.

I'd love Routledge to put the nail in his coffin, preferably before flicking him the V's.

Even Pardew wants Pardew out.

He's the one.

No way is that the team. If it is, Pardew is 100% deliberately trying to get the bullet.

A win tomorrow will buy him another 12 months. Up the Swans.

The man would never walk. Hasn't got a single shred of dignity. He'd let Mike Ashley fuck him up the arse in the centre circle of SJP if he thought he'd get a fiver. Probably already has tbf, since Poyet and Di Canio have already had a go.

Excellent piece. The worst thing is that Newcastle fans should know that better than anyone, we had the Premier League's original and best beacon of positivity in KK, a man who could garner performances through sheer force of personality. Yet we've got so many supporters who buy 100% into Pardew's defeatist bullshit. I don't understand why.

What's the worst that can happen, you get down to your last £10m? Boo hoo.

I'd definitely buy a football club (well, Newcastle) if I had the money of somebody like Ashley. 100%.

Wooooooaaaaahhhhh! You've only scored two home goals all year? And I thought we were awful at home. Yep. Both came on around 90+3 as well. We've yet to score at home this year in the league before the injury time board has gone up. But Remy's been injured for a few games so it's all good.

Colback can fuck off, the ugly little wank.